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I was wondering, if anyone had any ideas or theories on how to kill sephiroth if he was real. when i say "kill sephiroth" i mean like permanently eradicate him from existence.
 
Sephiroth gains nearly all his strength from weeaboo fans. Therefore, eradicate those fans and Sephi loses nearly all his power.

From there it's merely a matter of picking what method you want to use to kill him, guns, knives, tying him up and starving him to death, Saw methods, etc.
 
I wouldn't kill him, he'll die off old age, because I'll keep him in a glass cabinet and keep him as a trophy, then, when he dies, I'll give hime a botox, then stuff his dead body, and he'll be my trophy. as Homosexual as that sounds, I'm only keeping him for nerdy, collectable reasons

Yes, this'll be worst than death:wacky:
 
The way I took it from VII and AC is that the will of Jenova is too strong to be dissipated into the lifestream and so the alien spirit energy of Jenova can just muster up a Sephiroth at anytime it seems.

If the planet could rid itself of the Jenova Spirit Energy (Geostigma) somehow, then I assume Sephiroth would go with it.

That said, Cloud is getting on in years and Sephiroth can continually morph from the younger bodies of the remnants that are being born again and again. (As mentioned in AC "The nightmares (Sephiroth) will come again and again" - Kadaj to Rufus

The only possible respite is that Cloud's will to protect the planet will also be too strong to be dissipated in the lifestream and so he too will come again and again.

That way VII fanboys and girls will be blessed with infinite Cloud-Sephiroth encounters until, hopefully, either or both of these guys swallows their pride and admits the repetitive cycle of it, really is amazingly boring, and they'd rather just go have a cold one down at the local pub instead as best of mates.
 
Could always kick him in the nads chop his head off THEN stick him in a human sized blender til he's like Sephy Soup then just stick him in jars and leave him on a shelf somewhere
 
You could, but his evil spirit would just go back to the planet and be born again in some look-alike with a weird name.

You'll just need to get somebody every few years to walk up to the new Sephiroth and kick him in the nads etc.

It'll be boring, but on the brightstide, somebody gets to save the planet every few years. Even if not with such glamorous methods.
 
Sephiroth has become more spirit than human by the end of the game, and the movie, so you couldn't kill him with physical essence. In fact, I think that Aerith and Zack probably have the best chance to kill Sephiroth since they're all spirits now, right?

Probably the best time to kill him would've been before he fell/jumped into the mako reactor in Nibelhelm (spelling?).
 
Nothing wrong with a little healthy speculation. It just means we enjoyed the game all that much more if it made such an impression on us ;).
 
When he comes back next, tie him up to a rocket loaded with nuclear bombs then blast him into space directly into a meteor belt. Survive THAT muddafukka! ^_^
 
Bah, you know my ideas better. Id like to see you survive a kick in the nads and blendage
 
But Sephiroth doesn't need his nads so he's probably had them removed during his first resurrection (being a clear obstical in any mans plan for world domination). :wacky:
 
Could always kick him in the nads chop his head off THEN stick him in a human sized blender til he's like Sephy Soup then just stick him in jars and leave him on a shelf somewhere

Any homeless shelter would do wouldnt it.:wacky:
 
I wouldn't kill him, he'll die off old age, because I'll keep him in a glass cabinet and keep him as a trophy, then, when he dies, I'll give hime a botox, then stuff his dead body, and he'll be my trophy. as Homosexual as that sounds, I'm only keeping him for nerdy, collectable reasons

Yes, this'll be worst than death:wacky:

.........you scare me.........

if he's a spirit, I'd just call...

GHOSTBUSTERS!

...you had to have seen that coming...
 
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