Fruit Salad

[Raiku]

I'm eating a banana!!!
WOOT!
What fruit are you eating?

 

[ibbylove]

A kiwi.

Didja know that when monkeys eat too many kiwis they get drunk?

Sooner or later they come across a few fermented ones, and the party begins.

 

[Lord Kaos]

A kiwi.

Didja know that when monkeys eat too many kiwis they get drunk?

Sooner or later they come across a few fermented ones, and the party begins.

ORLY? Wonder if that works on humans...

 

[ibbylove]

ORLY? Wonder if that works on humans...

I wonder the same. xD

 

[Lord Kaos]

Imagine the horror of 300 little kids drunken because of fermented Kiwis. -shudder-

 

[ibbylove]

Imagine the horror of 300 little kids drunken because of fermented Kiwis. -shudder-

300?

This is madness.

No...this...is...drunken children.

DRUNKEN CHILDREEEEEN

 

[Lord Kaos]

300?

This is madness.

No...this...is...drunken children.

DRUNKEN CHILDREEEEEN

FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES. Pissed, drunken 13 year olds!

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Pissed, drunken

The difference being?

 

[ibbylove]

The difference being?

Pissed usually means angry in American English.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Makes sense now.

 

[Raiku]

I'm going to look for some...

FERMENTED KIWI HUNT!!!!!!!!! :0

 

[Erythritol]

What madness is this?!

 

[Bambi]

i just stick to vodka, it's easier than looking for fermented kiwis.

and i had a banana about 3 days ago...i need to eat more fruit....

perhaps I SHOULD Eat some kiwis.......

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I haven't eaten any fruit in years.

 

[Bambi]

Here, have a banana *passes banana*

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I don't like fruit.

 

[Raiku]

what about strawberry ice cream? that has fruit in it. or banana milkshake. or innocent smoothies. or Alcoholic Kiwis?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

innocent smoothies.

If you leave one of those behind a radiator for a month or so, they explode.

 

[Bambi]

i bet that stinks.........

 

[Raiku]

Mmmm... Yum... 8)

Hmmm... why did you leave it behind the radiator? And How can a carton fit behind a radiator?!?!! My radiators are right next to the wall, so I can't test it...