Greanpeace!

[Ilyena]

So guys, we hunting whales this weekend or what?

 

[Rockman X]

Well, see, what I do is I put on some whale blubber lipstick and sing a little song about being a whale.

Really? See I just cut Mr. Dolphin with shark teeth and it turns us both on.

And damn straight we're going whale hunting, Nephry, I need me some more candles.

 

[Scarlet]

Candles are fun to make with whale blubber. I wonder what color candles should I make next?

 

[Ilyena]

Sweet! We'll take the Greenpeace ship and pollute the ocean while we're at it.

 

[Scarlet]

I think the guys who painted those ships were high on LSD. "The magical rainbow man, it totally represents us man."

 

[Rockman X]

Yay! Toxic rust and paint poisoning for all the fish!

 

[F. F. Fan]

So guys, we hunting whales this weekend or what?

Nah, I have to go Tuna fishing with a side of Dolphins... Raincheck?

 

[Scarlet]

LOL! This conversation is reminding me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCrMyI6ngLg

Happy times.

 

[Ilyena]

Nah, I have to go Tuna fishing with a side of Dolphins... Raincheck?

Only if you bring me some bottle-nosed dolphin. With hot sauce, plx.

 

[Rockman X]

Moar sauce

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Greenpeace stinks, and plus its a crappy orginization in itself. Look at that crappy boat. I want to go whaling one day as well. A nice whale would be a great dinner.

 

[Rockman X]

Greenpeace stinks, and plus its a crappy orginization in itself. Look at that crappy boat. I want to go whaling one day as well. A nice whale would be a great dinner.

You're my new favorite member

 

[Erythritol]

d00d, I need more whale blubber lipsticks and candles for my whale parties ;(

Omg! And let's have a contest! Whoever can kill the most whales gets to experiment on an endangered animal!

 

[Seminal Emerald]

I'll just empty the damn sea of whale then so I can win the contest, does it come with a research grant to study different ways to kill and eat whale?

 

[Rockman X]

I think so

Fucking win: http://www.aalas.org/index.aspx Darkstar will shit himself if he sees it.

 

[Erythritol]

I'll get the diapers. The whale skin ones.

 

[Seminal Emerald]

Hey I've actually visited that lab once, its quite top notch. And yes I'm sure this 14 yearold greenpeace menace would shit himself if he saw it, you should save it for him, hopefully he flips a lid and loads his pants with fecal material all in the crappy name of greenpeace.

 

[Rockman X]

Oh I'm sure he will, he'll just go on a rant about "ZOMG THEY TREAT ANIMALS SO BAD AND TEH JAPS R STEALING OUR WHALES!"

 

[Erythritol]

Those fucking Japanese! If they aren't bombing your harbor, they're stealing your whales!

 

[Darkstar]

You know...Mr. Whale is unresponsive cuz he died, the same thing happened to me T_T Seriously, dolphins are way better. I usually put on a shark skin though just because it freaks out Mr. Dolphin and makes it more fun.

I died did I, oh dear. What a bother