THE "Ashe Bashin" thread!!!

[Archangel]

Ok I started this thread because I hate Ashe... Plain and simple...

She is an heir to the throne that is completley and utterly incapable of doing anything for herself. In the story she has no idea of what to do or how to get it done.

She cannot dress at all. Her outfit makes her look like a freakin streat walking prostitute instead of royalty. How can SE honestly portray there "main character" of power as such a sleeze bag?

She's ugly as sin!! I mean come on .. you'd have to tie meat around her neck just to get the dog to play with her.. If I could make an computer generated women than she would look nothing like this dog face imbacile they have made.



Rules: Flaming of Ashe!!
Defending her is welcome though be prepared to have your defenses crushed by me or someone else... If you will get your feelings hurt easliy by someone bad-mouthing Ashe than I am asking you to please leave..

 

[The Guv'na]

I don't know if I should flame or protect...I'll see how many people flame, and if necessary, I'll protect. This time, I'll protect to even the odds. Ashe has that ''Get bent, I want nothing to do with you'' personality, and that makes her hot. Or is it just me who finds that attractive? Well, defending that horrible woman is pretty hard, let me think about my defenses a bit.

 

[Archangel]

Ashe has that ''Get bent, I want nothing to do with you'' personality, and that makes her hot.

I don't think its a get bent attitude, she just has no clue what species she wants to have babies with yet. And I have yet to see any personality at all other than "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!".. mmm hot

 

[Rinoa Solo]

Ashe Defender here and as a feminist I have to
I can under stand her she lost her husband,Father and her kingdom
all to the greedy Arcadia and when it happend she was only 17
I would not know what to do than to hide and think wat to do next
She could just live her life like a normal girl
but she wanted to fight back for her rights as heir to the throne
and to free Dalmasca sure and a bit for her self to have revenge
so she shows that she is brave

for her clothing its hot out there And I think Reks's out fit is the worst
and her looks she is not bad and they wanted het to have some Frenche featurs and she looks a bit like yuna and yuna was not bad

and she has personality
most of the time we see her angry and bitter
but when Rasler pops up we see her softer side
we al could she she felt sorry for Larsa when he heard his father died
even she did not said anything we saw it
some times Silence is the smartesd remark
and at the end where she

Spoiler

tells Balthier to come out of the Bahamut she is almost on her knees

but in the intro she looks like a happy girl so I think time and fate made her a bit cold. Every one will be colder after such things


come on and break my spirit to defend Ashe bring it

 

[Archangel]

I can under stand her she lost her husband

O.k so I guess she had picked a husband at her early life. 17 is a bit young to be getting into a marriage but i guess if you've already been around enough and you found someone to deal with your face well good for her..

but she wanted to fight back for her rights as heir to the throne

So she wanders aimlessley until other people decide to not only help her but tell her what to do. oooo the rage!!

and to free Dalmasca sure and a bit for her self to have revenge
so she shows that she is brave

What??

for her clothing its hot out there

O.k. so hot weather is the excuse for trashy garments, even though your the heir to the throne. Have some decenecy about your self if your royality thats all I'm saying.

she looks a bit like yuna and yuna was not bad

Please Yuna pwns Ashe all day long!!

and she has personality
most of the time we see her angry and bitter

You mean crying and quite..

some times Silence is the smartesd remark

Oh yeah you did mean quite. I guess if your choices effect a whole city of people to be quite would be the best... mmm nope

Spoiler

tells Balthier to come out of the Bahamut she is almost on her knees

O.k. your just baiting me for a sexist remark... I'm got no comment I'd like to post on this one...

 

[firecrotch]

I use to like Ashe, but she turned into a duchebag...
hell, she's even worse than Yuna! That chick is just bitter i guess.

 

[Misty]

Ashe has a horrible attitude. The times she tells Vaan to stop interrupting her - it's ridiculous! How was Vaan ever supposed to know when she'd stop speaking? When he would say something once Ashe had shut her mouth, all he would get is a snappy little remark.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

about ashes outfit and it being hot out there what about paramina rift and mt. bur omisace

 

[TranceGenesis]

She got on my nerve when she kept tellin Vann to 'don't interupt!', i wished he would of given her a good tellin off!!!

 

[firecrotch]

Yeah, he and his street friends should jump her

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

vaan should tell ashe to button it once in a while

give her a taste of her own medicine the slut

 

[firecrotch]

lol she should get beat up by penelo. She's seriously goddamn annoying.

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

basch should betray and stab her with zodiac spear

 

[TranceGenesis]

God forbid anyone should play the game later and accidentally poison, burn, freeze and slaughter her. Then bring her back to do it again Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa............ha.......

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

dont forget sap and confuse

 

[firecrotch]

she should get thrown in a pit full of malboro

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

no a pit full of great malboro with an auto life magic around the place

 

[TranceGenesis]

Yeah big ones!!

 

[Rorolina Frixell]

i know all the malboros rape her continuously and give her french kisses

 

[firecrotch]

eww yeah that's perfect.
Basch, Vaan, And Fran throw a blanket on her and start punching the sh*t out of her YAY!