So my brother went with his boyfriend and their friends on a lark and decided to go get mani/pedis. Personally I don't much care; my nails are naturally good. Prior tot heir departure I had caught wind of my brother saying he wanted them painted grey. Upon his return, I notice that they have been painted all shades of the rainbow, prompting the nickname 'Skittlefingers.' For supper however, mum had fixed spicy kimchee - something my brother loves but finds just a bit too spicy the way mum makes it. Like a dumbass though, he didn't think it was spicy enough and added more red pepper. Which still wasn't spicy enough for mum or myself. So now he's complaingin about the fiery shit-cano that about to erupt. To which I respond, "You're a pussy, Skittlefingers."
So now I ask you, what stories have you to tell involving friends/family nicknames that just sound...off when put to common language?
So now I ask you, what stories have you to tell involving friends/family nicknames that just sound...off when put to common language?