xD

It would be easier done in 3 steps.

1) Get an axe, and chop the penis off.
2) Get a belt sander and sand down the remaining stump.
3) Get a drill and drill the hole for where the vagina should be.

Failing to comply with step 1 means the whole operation fails.
Failing to comply with step 2 means you are neither a male or female and are classed as a 'stumpina'
Failing to comply with step 3 will most likely means the wee will have to come out of your anus or mouth.
 
♥Rinoa♥;424700 said:
*pats* You poor thing. Was it traumatizing?
It was indeed. D:

They basically cut the penis off and folded it up to make a 'clitoris' and flaps and whatnot.... it was pretty disgusting. :gasp:
 
It would be easier done in 3 steps.

1) Get an axe, and chop the penis off.
2) Get a belt sander and sand down the remaining stub.
3) Get a drill and drill the hole for where the vagina should be.

Failing to comply with step 1 means the whole operation fails.
Failing to comply with step 2 means you are neither a male or female and are classed as a 'stubina'
Failing to comply with step 3 will most likely means the wee will have to come out of your anus or mouth.

I'd like to point out here that urine does not come out the vagina, you're mistaken that with babies. :monster:
 
I'd like to point out here that urine does not come out the vagina, you're mistaken that with babies. :monster:

She is right you know...

and seriously Jane...I can't even begin to imagine watching something like that. It just sounds...really fucking disgusting. *gag*
 
Quick question Jane. Why didn't you turn it over immediately if it was freaking you out so much?
 
Well how many people do you hear saying 'I'm going to take a piss out of my penis'? It's just a given :wacky:
 
Really, I'll check how many there is when I come back from peeing out of my urethra >.>

Most people I know class the vagina as the big gaping hole everything goes it and out.
 
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