Ushering in the Apocolypse

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Slutty Dwarf

Just to let you know...I am better than almost all of you, and my presence here will prove it in no time.

I will know everything you ask me about Final Fantasy, I can answer all of life's problems; I cure diseases, sex men, and fly private jets. I have multimillion dollar record deals in every music genre imaginable. My vagina is ten times tighter and a hundred times better tasting than your girlfriend's. I am here to OWN you, lead you, teach you. Hello slaves, meet your new master.

Wecome me.
 
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