TV gave me Man Flu

[Finnegan III]

I was staying at a friends house last night, and his television was dusty, so naturally I drew a dong in the dust.

He returns back to the room and shouts "YOU DIDNT MOVE THE DUST DID YOU!?"

"...uhh yeah" I replied

"YOU FOOL, IT'S LIKE CHEMICAL WARFARE ON THERE, WE'RE BOTH SCREWED"


And now we have man flu, and everything is blurry and my sneezing fits last ten minutes, and my head hurts.


Protip: If something is dusty, leave it be

 

[Bambi]

I always have man flu

My sneezes are particularily violent recently, they hurt my teeth

 

[Finnegan III]

I always have man flu

My sneezes are particularily violent recently, they hurt my teeth

If I eat, it stops, so normally after a bout of Man Flu I've put on weight.


and Hay Fever season is just around the corner D=

 

[Bambi]

i don't get hay fever

 

[Finnegan III]

Well aren't we special

 

[Bambi]

Oh yes

 

[Finnegan III]

: (

 

[Bambi]

awww *pats*

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

Look Finnegan, this is one of the reasons why we let the women do the cleaning. You seem to have got off easy though, could have been much worse

 

[Bambi]

*hits j about the head with a blunt object* >=[

 

[Finnegan III]

*hits j about the head with a blunt object* >=[

He's got a point though, if you could see my face. It's all watery and sneezy

 

[Casanova]

and Hay Fever season is just around the corner D=

Don't fucking remind me.

A few years ago my eyes were swollen to the size of golf balls. No joke. People looked at me and their eyes started to water.

 

[Bambi]

i can happily roll around in the grass

 

[Finnegan III]

i can happily roll around in the grass

So can I, I just explode shortly afterwards

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

*hits j about the head with a blunt object* >=[

Kinky

He's got a point though, if you could see my face. It's all watery and sneezy

My friend did some house cleaning the other day and ended up breaking his arm. I did a spot of tidying and burnt my hand. Blokes cleaning = Disaster.

I wouldn't want the sneezes though, I feel for you.

 

[Bambi]

i burn my self everytime I iron, its not limited to men y'know.

Housework is just disasterous

 

[Reality.Fantasy]

TV gave me astigmatism.

 

[Bambi]

im allergic to the hoover

 

[Fusilli]

I'm like, the only one in my family not to get hay fever.

Just as well, I always seem to be ill anyway. ><

 

[Prince Oberyn Martel]

i burn my self everytime I iron, its not limited to men y'know.

Housework is just disasterous

Yes but is to be expected


(Pweas don't hurt me)