Trolled by airport security

[Sultan]

So I'm carrying an unusual amount of electronic items, of which are:

My netbook

My Cellphone (which doesn't work)

2 sealed iPhone 4s by my brother's request

and my fully functioning European PSP ( Eat your heart out Livi <3)

I whip out all them gadgets on the plastic tray thing and right before it goes into the x-ray majig the customs guy picks up one of my iPhones and says "Only one allowed, sir. Only one allowed". To which I reply "ONLY ONE?? ". It's been such a long time since I've had such an extreme instinctive reaction to anything, I've said that loudly, in disbelief without even knowing what I said and without thinking, it's been a long time. So in my head, I was thinking "Okay let's hear this bullshit reason why I could only carry one sealed iPhone with me" And then it hit me... The customs guy gave me this face "" To wich I reply " ... seriously? fucking with a Saudi man in an airport" So the gentleman puts the iphone back on the tray thing and he asks "Are those the new ones?" "Yes, they are" "What's new about them" "...they're white "


I got trolled by airport security, courtesy of American Airlines

 

[Ilyena]

American Airlines is shit. You should have flown Southwest.

 

[Will Graham]

If I were you I'd purchase a mirror, just so I could not be able to look myself in the eye due to shame

 

[Ethics]

Which airport were they trolling? Sounds like some shit they'd do in Memphis. Those guys are full of crap.

I've never been trolled by anyone at the airport besides customs in Detroit. They refused to believe I was not a stoner who was smuggling pot from Amsterdam. That was some ol' B.S., repacking my bags after they tore it apart looking for junk.