The You know you've played too many RPG's thread

[Rydia]

Ok I was going to put this in the FF fun section and title it "You know you've played Final Fantasy too much when..." but i decided to include all RPGs.

So we basically make a non serious list. continue on to the next number the last person left off.

1. You and your friends walk around in a straight line

2. You refer to the group you are hanging around with as your party.

3. You can relate any even that is going on in your life to an RPG game you've played.

4. When you are bored, you walk around in a fixed pattern and say the exact same thing to anyone who walks by.

5. You walk around cautiously because you are afraid you will suddenly get pulled into a random.

6. A person's worth is determined by how much damage they can deal in one hit.

7. You randomly enter your neighbors houses and take random items they store in boxes.

 

[Warbsywoo]

8. You join a Final Fantasy Forum

9. Your grammar deteriorates once joining said forum.

10. You actually know what RPG stands for.

 

[Lymus kun]

11. When you start calling out your attacks when you fight people.

12. When you start calling money gil or credits.

13. You kill any animals you see thinking they'll just appear back after you load.

 

[Addis Hellfire]

14. You have music for every single moment

15. Your excuse for being bad at sports is "Because I'm a mage."

16. You wait for your turn to do something.

 

[AddleBoy]

17. Every time you get a new item you hold it triumphantly in the air

18. You beat up your boss at work thinking you'll get lots of money and 'experience points'

19. When you get into a fight, you attack them once then wait for them to attack you back.

 

[Demos]

20. You refer to your pets as "Espers".

21. If you get hurt, your first instinct is to try and gulp down a Potion.

22. When a relative dies, you show no grief or pain, only confusion as to where the Pheonix Downs are kept.

 

[RioDragon]

23. You actually think an energy drink can restore your health automatically.
24. You think you can convince people to do ANYTHING for you because you have a high 'speech' skill.