What's amazing about the library is here's a place where you can go in, take out any book you want. They just give it to you and say, "Bring it back when you're done." Reminds me of that pathetic friend everybody had when they were a little kid that would let you to borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. It's a government-funded pathetic friend. That's why everybody bullies the library. I'll bring it back on time, I'll bring it back late. Oh what are you gonna do, charge me a nickel?