The kids school report

[Bambi]

I've no idea where to post this, so it's going here

Got Eleanors report from school last week, left it at me mothers like the balloon that I am so I've only had chance to read it today

And I'm taking a smug mode moment, though, her targets to work toward for next term creased me right up

*To take turns, particularly during class discussions
*To think about the volume of her voice at all times

She doesn't get that off me. Nope

Glowing report though, I do fully expect to see 'talks too much and too loudly on EVERY report from now ont though, mine ALL said pretty much that every single year

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Hahaha, a chip off the old block then?

I remember a lot of mine used to say I needed to talk less in class if I wanted to do well.

 

[Bambi]

Inoerite, Im doomed to have a permanent headache xD

I always got the grades though, so I must have infuriated them no end

And mine said the same all through primnary and high school, oh and that I must put more effort into the subjects I dont enjoy as much

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i think most of mine said "james must stop snacking so regularly in class or he will be a right fat cunt".

 

[Bambi]

I just really disliked maths and science, so Id be getting 1's for effort and whatever the word im looking for that means you're work is good in English (lol) and Art and 3's in maths and science, 5 in technology xD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

My first report in secondary school was 1's across the board. I was well proud that.

 

[Bambi]

I don't think I've ever managed that

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I was a right little swot when I was 11.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i was one of those cunts who did fairly well but didnt get involved in any of the extra pish. prefects, house captains etc. not that i was ever asked but there was other crap you could do too for your house, i never did cause i spent enough time in that shithole without having to pretend to enjoy myself.

long story short. im a bum now.

if youre in school, boys and girls, do all the extra things, just dont shag the teachers, because then theyll lose their job and theyll be a bum too.

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Holy shit, you went to Hogwarts?

 

[Bambi]

I was never a prefect, someof my pals were mind, so when it was cold, Id hover in the doorways with them and stay warm, then occassionalyl get booted out for being there when I wasntmeant to be

 

[Marquis of Granby]

no but we had houses...i never quite understood why tbh. maybe thats 'cause i took no interest in it at all.

 

[Bambi]

xD

they are demolishing my school and building a new one

sad times

Anyway Jim, tell Ellie well done, she thinks your msn display pic is actually you and she thinks its brilliant

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i still remember the names. for all the good it does me.

also, consider it done

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

xD

they are demolishing my school and building a new one

sad times

Anyway Jim, tell Ellie well done, she thinks your msn display pic is actually you and she thinks its brilliant

My school got demolished last year and it has a shiny new one in its place, and it just isn't the same.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

tinted windows to prevent the paedos from seeing in?

and/or bulletproof glass to deflect any shells fired at it from a mental taxi driver?

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Both. Though when a taxi driver wants to kill someone, no poxy bullet proof glass is going to stop him.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

he'll just drive round it.

taxi drivers always know the shortcuts, they just never take them just to bump up the fare.