The Jenova's Witness

Davey Gaga

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The joke about the religion "The Jenova's Witness" has been spoken about contless times, numerous occasions here on FFF. I decided to make a thread dedicated to the imagination and unofficial creation of the Jenova's Witness.

What we can discuss:-
  • What do we worship? (E.G Jenova, Sephiroth, Meteor, Reunion)
  • What must we do to prove out worth to Jenova? (Or can we convert our religion automatically?)
  • How do we worship Jenova? (Praying, killing, spamming, camel riding?)
  • How do we know we are a witness of Jenova?
  • Anything else sensible suggested can be added here.
Please, nothing offensive or accusatory here. Not only is it against forum rules, it isn't appropriate to talk about someone's religion flippantly. Please, any one religious here, do not take offense to this thread, it is merely created as a bit of fun for the FFVII fans

Member list: (Apply to join, most likely/definitely accepted)
  1. The Sephiroth Gene
  2. Vincent
  3. Sharp Blade
Banners/GIFS/etc: (Links to)
  • yesmr4.gif
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5808/yesmr4.gif
  • jenbm7.png
[Currently awaiting link - it is possible to copy and paste into signatures]



(As a personal note to any Mods looking here: Do I need to add anything else, or is there something I could add to make it more "colourful", so to speak?)

Do any of the members wish to have titles, such as "High Priest of the Jenova Calamity Church" or something to that effect?
Let me know what you all think.
 
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Dude I love the Jenova witnesses. I showed all my friends, although only 2 go on here.

What do we worship? (E.G Jenova, Sephiroth, Meteor, Reunion)
What must we do to prove out worth to Jenova? (Or can we convert our religion automatically?)
How do we worship Jenova? (Praying, killing, spamming, camel riding?)
How do we know we are a witness of Jenova?

The Jenova Witnesses are a VG Cats comic making fun of Jehova Witnesses. Their bible is about Sephiroth, thier Jesus. Thier god is Hojo, Sephiroth's father. The church is the One Winged Angel Church. They go around spreading the word of Sephiroth. and recruiting people for the Reunion, a day where all non belivers(people who don't worship Sephiroth) will be killed and the Jenova witnesses will join their Mother. Pretty much they kill all the non belivers.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=201

The origin of the Jenova Witnesses, who I would gladly join. I don't know about you tho, TSG, but the only posts I see about Jenova Witnesses were from me.

I will have a banner made if you would like.
 
I would greatly appreciate a banner from anyone. PM me or post a link and I will have it in the above post.

Also, I do recall seeing these VG cats, but I don't want to copy what they have said, I want to make this club for a joke, see what the imagination of the people at FFF are like.

Do you wish to me a member? It might benefit us if you already have some insights on the matter.
 
Sure. I have another friend who might want to join. I'll get the banners for you ASAP.

jenbm7.png


yeszh5.gif
 
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