The Discord Quotes Thread

[Miko]

Spoiler: Nipples in your inbox

Miko — Today at 2:39 PM

Espurr — Today at 2:43 PM
...

Miko why are you always posting the cursed stuff?!

Miko — Today at 2:44 PM
I didn't want to suffer alone

Espurr — Today at 2:45 PM
Next time just send it to Olivia. She likes that kind of stuff!

Miko — Today at 2:46 PM
What makes you think I haven't already?

Dionysos — Today at 2:46 PM
That is a terrifying thought.

Miko — Today at 2:47 PM
After Liv sent that video of the guy making sushi out of a giant isopod I'm kinda scared to see what she could retaliate with back

Dionysos — Today at 2:48 PM
Flip it. An isopod making a giant out of sushi.

Espurr — Today at 2:49 PM
Wait what?

Miko — Today at 2:52 PM
The green giant?

Linnaete — Today at 2:53 PM
Can someone explain to me why my DMs are suddenly full of nipples and udders?

Miko — Today at 2:53 PM


Dionysos — Today at 2:53 PM
Why aren't mine?

Miko — Today at 2:53 PM
Wait are udders not nipples?
Or do udders have nipples?

Dionysos — Today at 2:55 PM
I guess udders are basically the next stage of evolution for nipples. In Pokemon terms.

Miko — Today at 2:58 PM
Oh! Speaking of Pokemon and nipples


Linnaete — Today at 2:58 PM
Later this year, when we're all playing Pokémon Scarlet and Violet:

Miko — Today at 2:58 PM
Blue nipnops. Can you believe it
Oh

Linnaete — Today at 2:58 PM
"Miko, can I trade nipples, pls?"

Miko — Today at 2:58 PM
I'd absolutely trade with you

Linnaete — Today at 2:59 PM
Miko's posting filth, everyone
omg! Censor them already!

Miko — Today at 2:59 PM
ᵗʰᶦⁿᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ

Miko — Today at 3:00 PM
Pokemon Go wouldn't let me name it Milftank so I had to improvise

Linnaete — Today at 3:03 PM

better

Dionysos — Today at 3:03 PM

Edit: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Paddy McGee — Today at 3:56 PM
YESSS I'M NOT ONNTHE CURRENT DISCORD QUOTES PAGE SUCH MY CUCK

Miko — Today at 3:56 PM

It can always be arranged
The Discord thread
For clarity..

Paddy McGee — Today at 3:57 PM
I haven't been cringe in ages bro!

Linnaete — Today at 3:59 PM
is that what you frantically said to your family when your girlfriend met them for the first time?
[ 3]

Paddy McGee — Today at 4:01 PM
Lmao
Yes

Dionysos — Today at 4:12 PM
Some people count the months they've been sober. Adam counts the months he hasn't been cringe.

Sprout — Today at 4:38 PM
1 day and counting!

 

[Miko]

 

[Six]

View attachment 11962

That is rigged as hell!

 

[Miko]

That is rigged as hell!

I am dying! Either you rigged yours or it just shows up different than mine!

Edit: A lot to unpack in this one, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Miko]

Spoiler: Spoils

Six — Today at 5:08 PM

You just died...

As your character in the real world, what 3 items do you drop as spoils? And how much gil money?:8F:

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I dont understand

why would you drop 1 gil

DaggerTribal — Today at 5:08 PM
I only have $1 on me right now

Six — Today at 5:08 PM

DaggerTribal — Today at 5:08 PM
Do... do you want it?

Six — Today at 5:09 PM
N-no?

DaggerTribal — Today at 5:09 PM
Oh I guess it should be $ instead of gil

Six — Today at 5:09 PM
I want to know how to play the game
Or fill it out rather

DaggerTribal — Today at 5:09 PM
If someone came up to you and battled you
and they won

Six — Today at 5:10 PM
my clothes and id be nekkid

DaggerTribal — Today at 5:10 PM
what would the 3 items they pick up from you be
WHAT
KIRA
NO

Six — Today at 5:10 PM
LMAO

DaggerTribal — Today at 5:10 PM


Six — Today at 5:10 PM
my PJ pants, top and underwear specifically


DaggerTribal — Today at 5:10 PM
Okay let me try again

Sorry, I got a good laugh

 

[Miko]

ah yiss, teetha

Spoiler: #forum-events

Linnaete — Today at 8:22 AM

Birthweek - Birthweek Writing Ev- OBJECTION, YOUR HONOUR!

"I don't recommend having one of these guys as a trial witness. Everything they say is alpaca lies and they'll happily pull the wool over your eyes." - Six No one likes being at court. The defendant certainly hates going to court. The plaintiff likely hates going to court too if their legal...

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FYI. There's still time.

Birthweek - Birthweek Art Attack

Welcome to FFF Birthweek's 2022 Drawing and Art Event (Low Budget Edition) Why the low budget this time round? Because we blew much of the budget on overpriced creamy desserts from an upmarket patisserie. - - - - - - - - - - - - - We will have one prompt per week for a total of four weeks...

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Drawing prompt themes so far:
• Clowns
• Hometown
• Worst Housemate/roommate

Paddy McGee — Today at 9:02 AM
I'll get to the latter two at the weekend
I had to explain the whole "I draw terribly on purpose for my art" thing to my girlfriend
Which was extra hard since she's an art major

Miko — Today at 9:03 AM
Excuzi
‘On purpose’?
You’ve been lying to us this entire time‽

Paddy McGee — Today at 9:04 AM
... yes

Miko — Today at 9:04 AM

Linnaete — Today at 9:04 AM
Maybe she can help contribute

Paddy McGee — Today at 9:04 AM
like if my paint stuff is like 4 out of 10... I can draw to like 5/10

I'll ask her!

Linnaete — Today at 9:06 AM
Dear Ida,
Show us your skills
Like...KK Slider?
Else Adam foots all the bills
it's a work in progress

Paddy McGee — Today at 9:07 AM
WE HAVE ADAM
WE WILL RETURN HIM POST HASTE ONCE YOU PROVIDE US WITH PICTURE SUBMISSIONS THREE.


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Linnaete — Today at 12:14 PM
[reviews what I have drawn so far]
I'm gonna be banned for this

Soulcorruptor — Today at 1:28 PM
imagines a swing hitting a kid from convo in general chat

Dionysos — Today at 2:05 PM
I haven't managed to draw anything yet. My inspiration has been failing me on that front. I plan to do a few drawings in one go though.

Linnaete — Today at 2:26 PM
what have I done

Six — Today at 2:31 PM
Liv adding dramatics to have people go check

Linnaete — Today at 2:31 PM
you're the last person whom I want to go check

Six — Today at 2:34 PM

listen
im very busy procrastinating
let me just go check

Linnaete — Today at 2:34 PM
pls no

Six — Today at 2:44 PM
.............
are...
are you ok
Wait why am I the last person you wanted to see! You absolute lunatic you

Miko — Today at 3:03 PM
So how much is a commission?

I mean Olivia! How could you!

Six — Today at 3:04 PM
Omg

Linnaete — Today at 3:04 PM
Kira's the last person whom I wanted to go see because she'd ban me.

Six — Today at 3:04 PM
LOL

I would never do such a thing...
clicks out of ACP

Miko — Today at 3:05 PM

Six — Today at 3:05 PM

Linnaete — Today at 3:06 PM
It's been a good run, everyone.

Miko — Today at 3:07 PM
So do you accept all forms of currency?

Cloudysky — Today at 3:07 PM
Miko is trying to barter here I see

Miko — Today at 3:07 PM
I’m asking for a friend

Linnaete — Today at 3:07 PM
Sorry, Miko. I wish I was good enough and had enough free time to do commissions, but alas

Six — Today at 3:07 PM
COP OUT ANSWER
I mean
GOOD, filth!

Miko — Today at 3:09 PM
Don’t worry Kira I won’t tell anyone
Do you want me to have your commission sent to you directly or should I send it via DM?

Six — Today at 3:09 PM

but nekkid
I mean
but...t nekkid, see what i did there
i cracked myself up
okay ill stop

Linnaete — Today at 3:10 PM
there is a mod for that

Six — Today at 3:10 PM
yeah i know im staying far away from that
it might fry my PC for different reasons

Miko — Today at 3:11 PM

Six — Today at 3:11 PM
SMDH

Miko — Today at 3:11 PM
just a friendly reminder that this priceless piece exists

Linnaete — Today at 3:11 PM
Beautiful

Six — Today at 3:11 PM
that's what cloud said

Spoiler: #general

Linnaete — Today at 3:17 PM
ahh yis, Teetha!

Six — Today at 3:17 PM
lmfao

Miko — Today at 3:18 PM
Oh teetha

Six — Today at 3:18 PM
oh god lmao

Miko — Today at 3:18 PM
Is what she said

Six — Today at 3:18 PM
kill me now

Miko — Today at 3:18 PM

Oh

Six — Today at 3:18 PM
...

Miko — Today at 3:19 PM
I didn’t see the bottom half of that gif on my phone

Six — Today at 3:19 PM
I'm just? not gonna ask

Miko — Today at 3:19 PM
I don’t want to give liv ideas

Linnaete — Today at 3:19 PM
I don't touch anime smut

Six — Today at 3:19 PM

shes boujiee

Miko — Today at 3:21 PM
Boujieeeeee

Six — Today at 3:22 PM

Miko — Today at 3:22 PM
What does boujee smut even look like
Pls don’t answer it was rhetorical

Six — Today at 3:22 PM
See Birthweek Art Attack
Too late

Miko — Today at 3:23 PM


Cloudysky — Today at 3:24 PM
After reviewing the relevant material I withdraw my objection

Linnaete — Today at 3:24 PM
b-but

Miko — Today at 3:25 PM
You did draw a butt, I saw
That still looks like Al

Linnaete — Today at 3:25 PM
I don't know what Al's butt looks like

Soulcorruptor — Today at 3:26 PM
I mean is it worse then her previous xiv smut?

Linnaete — Today at 3:26 PM
I drew that one for a laugh

Miko — Today at 3:26 PM
I meant COYLE please believe me I don’t know or care to know what Al’s butt looks like

Linnaete — Today at 3:26 PM
This one I was serious

Cloudysky — Today at 3:27 PM

Miko — Today at 3:27 PM

Linnaete — Today at 3:28 PM
ah of course! Al loves butts

Cloudysky — Today at 3:28 PM
Something like this probably

Miko — Today at 3:28 PM

That should summon him

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Linnaete — Today at 3:52 PM
So if you upload your uhh, "smut" on Imgur and give someone a link to it, this happens

Miko — Today at 3:56 PM
Ew at the url bar at the bottom

Cloudysky — Today at 3:56 PM
Hmmm. Never seen that warning before

Six — Today at 4:15 PM
Lmfao

Soulcorruptor — Today at 4:18 PM
The UK rationed soap in the 1950's?
Seeing random trivia in a buffalo wild wings and question was "The UK ended rationing this product of 8 years after 1950?"

Linnaete — Today at 4:24 PM
Probably? The UK did continue to have rations for a lot of essentials even throughout the 1950s, so it checks out.

Miko — Today at 4:38 PM
My husband would be doomed if we had to ration soap

Soulcorruptor — Today at 4:47 PM
Now we know what could give you potential nightmares

Linnaete — Today at 4:50 PM
Bulbasaur clowns that haven't bathed?

Soulcorruptor — Today at 4:53 PM
That also look like Venom

ribbit — Today at 5:02 PM


Miko — Today at 5:19 PM

Has everyone been drinking today?
More importantly why wasn’t I invited for drinks

Linnaete — Today at 5:21 PM
I have been completely sober all evening!

Espurr — Today at 5:21 PM
I could say the same to Miko.

Linnaete — Today at 5:22 PM
Ohai, Al. We were talking about your butt earlier

Espurr — Today at 5:23 PM
...what?


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Linnaete — Today at 6:18 PM
angrily chucks a failed sketch into the bin
Maybe I should be drunk before I attempt a Cloud & Tifa on the hill underneath the Highwind

Soulcorruptor — Today at 6:22 PM
Getting a bit too naughty?

Linnaete — Today at 6:23 PM
More like I was deeply dissatisfied with it. And because it dawned on me that this was not a good idea, lol

Miko — Today at 6:25 PM
I wonder if Teetha had those same thoughts

Linnaete — Today at 6:32 PM
If we keep at it, the RNG Chore Hat is going to make the final Birthweek drawing prompt Teetha or something.

Miko — Today at 6:37 PM
I’m listening

Soulcorruptor — Today at 7:01 PM
Watch Liv be a masochist and have a trails of cold steel prompt in there, or alymle from SO4

Miko — Today at 7:12 PM

@ Six
I love it. You win Birthweek
Also only 15 min

Linnaete — Today at 7:14 PM
okay, probably more like over 20 mins

Miko — Today at 7:14 PM
only 20

Espurr — Today at 7:19 PM
...Olivia I think it is time for you to go to bed.

Linnaete — Today at 7:19 PM
why are you such a grumpy old bastard

Edit:

 

[Miko]

Randoms~

Spoiler: Apparently Kira has a turtle named Turtle

Miko — 05/18/2022
I've heard interesting things about turtle meat too. I'm comfortable not finding out for myself though

Six — 05/18/2022
we have a turtle that cant swim properly
i couldnt imagine eating it

sly — 05/18/2022
I have not had turtle

Miko — 05/18/2022
... you have a pet turtle?

Six — 05/18/2022
yeah we have one the little shit is like 20+
my mom thought it would die after a couple of years cause theirs did when they were little

sly — 05/18/2022
Turtles are dangerous to eat

Six — 05/18/2022
it was gonna be in a creek that was gonna freeze over so she was like if you can catch it we'll see
probably thinking i wouldnt

guess who walked in with a turtle

Miko — 05/18/2022
This is.. so surprising for some reason.. Am I the only one that didn't know?

Six — 05/18/2022
i dunno
i tend to wanna forget about it cause its a pain

sly — 05/18/2022
They stink

Six — 05/18/2022
but im too much of an animal lover to send it off, because i know they just bin it with the others when it cant swim properly

Miko — 05/18/2022
What's his name is he cute how big is he does he bite how much does he weigh

Six — 05/18/2022
loads of cleaning the aquarium yeah

Cecillia — 05/18/2022
i dont luvv animals

Six — 05/18/2022
idk how much she weighs, her name is........... turtle

Miko — 05/18/2022


Six — 05/18/2022


sly — 05/18/2022
We had striped ones as a kid

Six — 05/18/2022
i wish i had something witty like voldetort but nope
this is a red cheek
eared
Paddy McGee — 05/18/2022
I like chicken

Miko — 05/18/2022
Me too

Spoiler: Describing A Murder Fire

Spoiler: Up To No Good

Spoiler: Over At The Dublin Airport

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
Fuckin hell
There was a proper scrap in Dublin airport
Irish travellers smashing the head off each other.
Some lad literally hopping on this guy's head
Fuckin hell

Six — 05/25/2022

You okay?

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
Yeah, I'm just in shock
I've seen fights before but Jesus Christ

Six — 05/25/2022
Right

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
I wasn't there but seeing it on video is like o.o

Six — 05/25/2022
Ohhh

sly — 05/25/2022

.............


Miko — 05/25/2022
Me acting normal would be considered sus though

⮦ Miko: Adam scares me
Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022


Miko — 05/25/2022

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
The Free State of Ireland of you
M80
u wot

Miko — 05/25/2022

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
u wish
I'd smash u up fam
They call me
the super smash bro.

Espurr — 05/25/2022
McGee

ribbit — 05/25/2022
haha i get it!

Miko — 05/25/2022
I'll see you at the Dublin airport

Six — 05/25/2022
Fite me behind Dublin Airport

Miko — 05/25/2022

Espurr — 05/25/2022
Normally I would defend McGee but that comeback was so weak I can't defend that. Kick his butt ladies!

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
ACKSHUALLY it was in the Dublin airport.

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
SEEE, much more accurate.

⮦ Espurr: Normally I would defend McGee but that comeback was so weak I can't defend that. Kick his butt ladies!
Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
Smash you so hard you call me daddy if you keep this up BERTO

Linnaete — 05/25/2022

sorry, is this a brawl or some erotica

⮦ Paddy McGee: Smash you so hard you call me daddy if you keep this up BERTO
Six — 05/25/2022
I actually just facepalmed

Miko — 05/25/2022
I... I laughed

Six — 05/25/2022

I find it the absolute most cringe thing “daddy” people that are into that are ducking weird


⮦Linnaete: sorry, is this a brawl or some erotica
Espurr — 05/25/2022
...what the hell is wrong with you?!

Six — 05/25/2022
Yeah I’m with Al on this one

Linnaete — 05/25/2022
plenty of things, tbh

........................


Linnaete — 05/25/2022

who wanted to kick your butt earlier?
I mean besides a fire

Miko — 05/25/2022
Adam! He told me he was going to beat me up in the Dublin airport
Specifically inside it

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
YES

Linnaete — 05/25/2022
Unconscionable. He can indefinitely stay in Poland.

Paddy McGee — 05/25/2022
nEVER
I have now installed FEDORA LINUX
M'ladies

Six — 05/25/2022

Espurr — 05/25/2022
What?

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Linnaete — 05/26/2022
There are many things about 'murica I do not understand. "Honey, it's fine. It's just a short 8 hr drive away" is up there.

Miko — 05/26/2022


sly — 05/26/2022
there is a lot of great things to see

Miko — 05/26/2022
World's largest frying pan

sly — 05/26/2022
you should see nyc at least once

Miko — 05/26/2022
Oh right, that too

Six — 05/26/2022
ah yes, car bound america

Paddy McGee — 05/26/2022
Long haul flights are more fun

Miko — 05/26/2022
That was a quick flight

Paddy McGee — 05/26/2022
Anyway

Six — 05/26/2022
turn your fucking 4G off, Adam

Paddy McGee — 05/26/2022
We haven't taken off yet because some wanker
Is taking his time
Pissinf

Linnaete — 05/26/2022
The last...however long I've been driving has shown me how much I actually dislike driving.

Miko — 05/26/2022
Fighting in the airport?!

Paddy McGee — 05/26/2022
Pissing
NO

Miko — 05/26/2022
I'd... rather they be fighting?

Linnaete — 05/26/2022
a wanker is pissing in the airport?

Six — 05/26/2022

peeing against the plane
marking his territory
[

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Spoiler: Flappy Fish Market

Six — 05/27/2022
What’s happened
I got food and im on my way home


Miko — 05/27/2022
anything good?
You haven't missed much but everyone's phone started going off earlier because of an Amber Alert

Six — 05/27/2022
Sushi, the non fishy kind

Miko — 05/27/2022

You went to the flappy fish market?!

Six — 05/27/2022
Lmfao
I guess I did, didn't I


Miko — 05/27/2022

Spoiler: I'm Sure It'll Be Fine

Miko — 05/27/2022
I have
a question
I listed something online that sold that same day
Is it morally wrong to list another of the same thing $5 more?

Six — 05/27/2022
No
why

Miko — 05/27/2022
Because... I don't know

I don't know things
I don't know a lot of things really

Six — 05/27/2022
No

If people think its wrong and don't wanna buy it you're not threatening them to
are you?


Miko — 05/27/2022
I could be

Six — 05/27/2022
well in that case
no its not wrong

Miko — 05/27/2022
Oh
Okay
Thanks
I'll list it $10 more

Six — 05/27/2022

Spoiler: Nah

Six — 05/28/2022
Nah, nah, It’s not Fuhnneh I’ve got SKEWWWLLL

Spoiler: 5 Guys

Linnaete — 05/30/2022
They're slowly opening up more Five Guys and Wendy's over on this side of the pond.

sly — 05/30/2022
wendys is good too

Belazor — 05/30/2022
I saw a Five Guys in the shopping centre near where I lived when I first moved over here, sad I never went

Six — 05/30/2022

greenyxi — 05/30/2022
The only five guys I know of is in cardiff

Soulcorruptor — 05/30/2022
Five guys ehen you get a large fry, they just put it in a bag

Paddy McGee — 05/30/2022
Went to see Everything Everywhere All at Once there with my girlfriend
Was honestly top quality
Really great film... Could be a little spammy with the images but it was a better multiverse film than Doctor Strange 2 lol

greenyxi — 05/30/2022
I meant to go and see that tonight but work is knackering right now so i couldn't be arsed to go.

Miko — 05/30/2022
I went to Five Guys once, my bag was ripping by the time I reached the car because of the sheer amount of grease pooling in the corner

Six — 05/30/2022
I literally just read that as "I want five guys at once" blinked twice, checked if i read your name correctly, and then read the sentence correctly
I was like "Oh..."
the other context of the sentence wasnt helping

Linnaete — 05/30/2022
...

Miko — 05/30/2022


Linnaete — 05/30/2022

I am too immature to not laugh my ass off at that...thought

Six — 05/30/2022
I was so concerned I couldn't even laugh, I was like wtf is this woman saying??


Linnaete — 05/30/2022
sometimes one just feels very adventurous

Six — 05/30/2022


Linnaete — 05/30/2022
that is my idea of being adventurous, tbh

Six — 05/30/2022
I'm traumatised I think

Miko — 05/30/2022
5 guys is more than ‘adventurous’

Linnaete — 05/30/2022
visiting a fast food place
eww

Six — 05/30/2022

Miko — 05/30/2022
I don’t think I even know 5 people

Six — 05/30/2022

Linnaete — 05/30/2022
"honey, I'm just gonna go get 5 guys"

Six — 05/30/2022

Linnaete — 05/30/2022

Five Guys was founded in 1986 by Janie and Jerry Murrell; Jerry, alongside the couple's four sons, Jim, Matt, Chad, and Ben, were the original "Five Guys." The Murrells had a fifth son, Tyler, two years later.

So if they had waited just a couple more years, it would have been called Six Guys
What if they had a daughter
Did the mother not have any part in this business???

ribbit — 05/30/2022
five guys is alright. it was pretty hyped up for a while when i was younger and the whole Bag Of Fries can be a bit much

sly — 05/30/2022
Scandalous
Miko is just exploring. Sorry about the bag ripping
Let that be a lesson tho. It can happen, no matter how careful you are

⮦Linnaete: Did the mother not have any part in this business???
Belazor — 05/30/2022
Five Guys, A Girl, And A Fast Food Place

Spoiler: Dead Plant

greenyxi — 05/31/2022
My heeead

greenyxi — 05/31/2022
Somebody feel sorry for meeeee

Linnaete — 05/31/2022
oh no, sweet child! What ails thee?

Espurr — 05/31/2022
Don't give him any sympathy

Paddy McGee — 05/31/2022
Dawww what wrong with the sappy baby ((
Does your widdle tummy hurt?

greenyxi — 05/31/2022
I'm alright now

Although I've lost my phone charger which is pretty depressing.

greenyxi — 05/31/2022
Oh...it was in the kitchen. Crisis averted.

Miko — 05/31/2022
Puts defibrillator paddles away


Six — 05/31/2022

Miko — 05/31/2022

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Miko — 05/31/2022

 

[Miko]

Spoiler: The Disrespect.

 

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