The dark realm of the settee

[Bambi]

I lost the fob for my car, it's central locking and it's the only way to get in unless you go thru the boot. Now I'm selling the car (if anyones interested lol) & I rea\lly need that fob!!!!! My ex told me last place he saw it was on the arm of the chair. Great I thought. I didn't actually think to ask which one til I'd checked the first chair but BLIMEY I found some crap!!!!

Chair #1

5 quid,
2 lighters,
2 pairs of nail clippers
a few pens, hairclips/bobbles and random crumbs

Chair #2

2 quid
2 pens
3 lighters
more rubbish & hair clips etc

The SETTEE now this was the treasure box

several more pens
3 more lighters
A credit card bill
my gas card (i had to freeze for 2 days while I got a new one grr)
1 glove
2 sticky sweets (ew)
5 more quid woohoo
a box of matches
tweezers
my mp3 player that I lost last December
A necklace I thought I'd lost on a night out about 6 months ago
a toy car
and all the horrible crumbs, paper and hair clips I'd become used to now

Obviously they went RIGHT down the sides I had to stick my arm right down there, I just can't believe all the stuff that was down there!!!! Im well pleased with some of the stuff I found!!!

And, of course, I found the fob...it was under a cushion on the settee, but by then I was on a mission to see what else I could find

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

An egg.

 

[Bambi]

an actual egg?? I hope it was hard boiled........

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

Oh it was. I'm still amazed about it tbh.

 

[Bambi]

haha that completely overshadows all the great stuff I found, altho that 12 quid I found will get me a few beers on Saturday....

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I'd rather have found £12.