Tech The computer

[Will Graham]

is riddled with viruses and malware. It seems my daring plan to repeatedly click 'remind me tomorrow' whenever my anti-virus asked me to update to the full version, was a poor idea

Yet I find myself too lethargic to download a keygen for it, bluescreening seven or eight times a day just gives my machine character anyways

 

[Ethics]

Try punching it in the crotch. Keeps it good and strong against such petty attacks.

 

[Will Graham]

Speaking of crotches, I have decided to sort this shit out

Imagine if it bluescreened mid-wank, repeatedly

I would end up mentally conditioned that I could only ejaculate if I saw a bluescreen, which would make me last longer in bed granted

It would make it impossible however, to pull out unexpectedly and squirt her in the eye

 

[ribbit]

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/329293

 

[Will Graham]

That's not the bluescreen I am getting personally, mine has all this stuff about BIOS and disk space

 

[ribbit]

Oh lol. I wasn't sure if you were bullshitting or posting a random picture because you can't screen cap them. If you can get the stop number (the 0x000000 thing) you can look it up. I've had quite a few blue screen experiences in the past and it gets annoying

 

[Will Graham]

Next time it happens I may do this, shan't be long now I'd imagine

 

[Will Graham]

0x0000008E(0xC0000005, 0xEED6B217, 0xEE2F95B4,0x00000000)

I pasted that from my iPod, I will search for it when Basil is back running

 

[Will Graham]

According to Microsoft all of those are different problems

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

get a new monitor

 

[ribbit]

Laptop or desktop? The stop error you have is generally from driver conpatibility with the BIOS. If you know the model you can contact the manufacturer and they can link you to a BIOS update.

 

[Will Graham]

Desktop, like I said though I googled those errors and they all seem to be separate

It's a shitty Dell

 

[ribbit]

The ones in the parentheses are usually related to the current problem. You should just be worried about the ones outside because I'm pretty sure the rest will stop if the main problem is solved. I have a Dell and they had me upgrade the BIOS when I was having a problem (that turned out to just be the power supply cords interfering with the heatsink fan ). If you know the model or enter some code that should be on a sticker on the tower (unless it was removed), you can send them the error and they can give you the BIOS update or whatever can fix the problem.

 

[Will Graham]

That is useful my pal, I will look into it later but for now I shall shower and play Heavy Rain

 

[Marquis of Granby]

blue screen

 

[Will Graham]

Any ideas on what is wrong James? Or is it just the update like my pal Draklor said

 

[Marquis of Granby]

honestly...i didnt read 95% of the posts

i dunno what it could be conor

i think a drink is in order tomorrow after the gym and swim are we pals again or are you still sulking because im a hypocrite?

 

[Will Graham]

I will occasionally sulk and you will occasionally be a hypocrite, it is the natural balance

I am hoping it will cripple my computer, it's old, out of date and shit even when it was brand new. The parental unit might finally shell out for a new one if it dies

 

[Marquis of Granby]

good plan