The Brotherhood of Doom

Sir Kenneth

You're f**king out!
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Welcome to all you good looking wenches, misanthropes, orcs, trolls, Crom worshippers, satanists, and ladies and gentlemen.

Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom ist the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

If any of the above applies to you then you arrived at the right place.
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THE BROTHERHOOD OF DOOM
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That's where the bastards meet.

The rules:
The standard rules are obeyed. Only members may post here! Keep spam moderate (that means something like "not too many letters or numbers without substance"). Coarse or explicit language are ok here.
Members must be permitted, no sissies allowed. If you apply for membership, you have to answer the 8 questions above.
Any and all members posting an application agree to sign over killing rights to the Brotherhood of Doom club. The Brotherhood of Doom reserves the right to kill off a member publicly in the event that he/she is deemed unworthy of the club.
Kids stay out!

If you are unsure whether this is your kind of stuff, you may want to check the Quiz of Doom!
http://www.brotherhood-of-doom.org/quiz/bod_quiz.php

The ranks:
- Guests: Visitors, allowed to post here.
- Fallen Warriors: Once honorable members, the Fallen resigned at their own will. They are still welcome to post.
- Luminaries Of Darkness: The ancient gods and creators, vanished into realms beyond comprehension.
- Dark Servants: The dark noobs. They are encouraged to ask a higher rankinf member to guide them.
- Pleasure Slaves: The female version of Servants.
- Dark Apprentices: Allowed to post here as well as in every BoD thread. Not worthy apprentices will be kicked.
- Dark Enchantresses: the female version of Dark Apprentices.
- Dark Paladins: fully-fledged members. Potential Masters. The ferocious force of darkness. A majority of them may cast a veto to decisions.
- Dark Sirens: the female version of Dark Paladins.
- Dark Masters: the Masters have left behind the last bit of scholarship and build the core of the BoD. High Lord candidates.
- Valkyries: the female version of Dark Masters.
- High Lords Of Doom: the heart and black soul of the BoD. Each one having a veto right to club decisions, they possess fearful power.
- Goddesses Of Doom: the female version of the High Lords
- Princes: the highest achievable rank and power. There can be four princes at the most.
- Christ Of Darkness: the one with the final saying

The Members:

VALUED GUESTS:
-none-

Fallen Warriors:
Cloud Strife X - Necrobutcher the Pagan
Angel Of Death - Sadist of the noblest blood


Dark Luminaries:
- Beelzebub/Banned Testicle
Lord of the flies, evil descendant of the great demon whose name is so unholy that by uttering its first three letters all that hear it would tear their own ear drums out. Aka one of the dark lords of booze
- Lolosky,
Dissaor, former Ambassador of the unholy, Lord and first of the vampires who created all that you'll consider unholy not for love but for order. Aka one of the dark lords of booze

Dark Servants:
-none-

Pleasure Slaves:
-none-

The DARK APPRENTICES:
- none -

The DARK ENCHANTRESSES:
-none-

The DARK PALADINS:
- none -

The DARK SIRENS:
Anthiena - Demented White Mage

The DARK MASTERS:
Mr E Man - Testament, Fallen Lord of the Savage Nation

The HIGH LORDS OF DOOM:
Cantido~Sama - Halo God of Dark Flames
Zeratul - Surtur; Pope Surtur - Faustus Lupus-Dominus; Defiler of the nuns
Sir Kenneth - Gaap; Father of all Monsters
darkViVi - Bloodaxe
Lord_GrimSword/Wintermetal - Wintermetal: Impaler, The Carpathian Wolf

The PRINCES:
Leviathan - Dread Lord of the Black Depths; Prince of the West. -Immortal-
Nekrosplatter - Lord Splattergore; Devourer of Jap Schoolgirls; Prince of the South. -Immortal-
BelleOfTheNight - Purgatory Raven; Prince of the East -Immortal-
Samurai Kenji I - Akira the Giroan Berserker; Seducer of Asian Women; Prince of the North -Immortal-


The CHRIST OF DARKNESS:
- ToroMor (Club leader)


Just a short word of notice to everyone and anyone.

The Brotherhood of Doom is a rather old club which has been dormant for quite a while save some activity in our own private forum. So don't be surprised if you see a lot of newbies posting here as if they'd been here all along. New members are more than welcome too! That's one of the main reasons as to why we're here. Just post your application in this thread and we'll get back to you.

Infernal regards

Sir Kenneth/Gaap

The BOD
 
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And as the black gates of the void open
The Christ of Darkness enters


Hidden from the public eye,
chosen to appear when it suits us
killing women and children
we fight, when we choose to fight
like beasts spawned from hell
we are your fate

Chosen by the devil or a god insane?
Stand up and show us your face!
Intoxicated, in a trance
a hideous army
call us evil, call us nuts

Authorized by darkness
We leave your wounded as they die
and call it our will
run when its time to pay
fear the consequence of our action

You dream - of a world in peace,
yet we cause pain and destruction
captured in all your lies
hidden in caves we hunt you
fear is in your eyes
of the creature who's gone insane
your hope is in vain

Holding hearts of stone
we'll destroy your home
raping your women
and pillaging

 
Welcome to our glorious leader ToroMor, the Christ of Darkness himself. Here's to this bastion of darkness standing for a long long time, and becoming a second home to our Brotherhood. Let's usher in a new age of darkness in this epoch!

Oh and by the way, if anyone has any inquiries about this club, feel free to post it here. Or drop me a couple of lines via pm if you prefer.

EDIT! The opening post has now been updated with a member's list. All new applicants are still more than welcome to sign up.

Infernal regards.

Gaap Asterion
 
Heil mein bruderschnaps. May we devour every soul, rape every c*nt, mutiliate the elderly, and incinerate the children. DARKNESS HOLD DOMINION OVER ALL, MUDDA FUGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Heil mein bruderschnaps. May we devour every soul, rape every c*nt, mutiliate the elderly, and incinerate the children. DARKNESS HOLD DOMINION OVER ALL, MUDDA FUGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAIL! Good to see some more brethren over here. I shall edit the memberlist to reflect your current username at once. Hopefully we'll see this very thread usher in a new era of darkness and debauchery around here.
 
Heil mein bruderschnaps. May we devour every soul, rape every c*nt, mutiliate the elderly, and incinerate the children. DARKNESS HOLD DOMINION OVER ALL, MUDDA FUGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay this is a little ignorant,
I'm not sure if your joking not not but jeez, this isn't even close to funny
 
This motherfucker is still here? Well by Satan's hairy motherfucking balls!!! Alrighty kids the angry nordic bastards at BoD HQ, meaning me and one other berserker sobered up enough to make a descision on this piece of hellshit outpost, have decided to re-establish a prescence here for the greater glory of us Dark Bastards. So if your a sick fuck, metal bastard, drunken nordic throwback to the days when impaling fuckfaces with swords was cool, or just an overall satanic lord of darkness, feel free to post your application and answer the 8 questions and I shall review it.

And pokeslob, if your not down with the necrodarkness, get the fuck out. I'll have to petition a mod to remove that post sometime.
 
What a surprise! Good to see you around here High Lord Surtur. Together we shall bring darkness to this desolate place. Let the monotheists tremble, lock their doors, and hide their daughters. The Brotherhood is back! Mwahahaha! I'm a bit of a regular around here still, so I will help answering any inquiries to the best of my ability.
 
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Any potential dark bastards on this rock?

Otherwise break out the ale, pin some nuns ass up to the floor and let the festivities commence in earnest. And while I'm at it, how much of the usual BoD rap sheet can we get away with here?
 
Any potential dark bastards on this rock?

Otherwise break out the ale, pin some nuns ass up to the floor and let the festivities commence in earnest. And while I'm at it, how much of the usual BoD rap sheet can we get away with here?

Judging from my experience alone, the staff around here are a fair lot, so I doubt there's any need to censor ourselves. The conditions here are certainly much better than other fora I could mention *cough*
 
HEIL BRUDERS, BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I'VE POSTED. WE MUST PILLAGE AND BURN TO CELEBRATE THE ONCOMING ERA OF SLAUGHTER AND SUFFERING FOR MANKIND.
 
Ah Gorath has rejoined us at the outpost. This is cause for celebrateion. LET THIS MONTH'S RAGNOROK RAGE ACROSS ALL THE OUTPOSTS TO THE VERY DEPTHS OF THE BROTHERHOOD'S CITADEL.

The first order of business is pale redhead slaves. I want them captured in numbers enough to please even me.
 
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