The Best & Worst Characters in ALL of the FF Series

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Squall was a wuss, you are quite right Rufus. And Riona was a sl*t. Its quite true, but haven't we discussed enough FF8? Wait what about Elena?
What did you do Rufus, if I see she's in danger I'll transfer her to Junon. It might be for the best especially with your.........love problems. Anyway I'm going to send you Tseng mangled body, or do want me to do something else with him? Cannon perhaps?
 
Make him cannon fodder. Then bring back his remains and fire 'em again. By the by, send my sweet Elena back. I'm planning something.....special. And I don't have any love problems. I just need Elena. Now!


I'm throwing the ball into your sector Captain, b/c I'm out right now.
 
Ball in my sector, what do you mean by that? What exactly do you have up your sleve concerning Elena, TAKE YOUR PILLS RUFUS!!!!!! There is a reason you have a subscription to it. I'm the one that regulates everything here in our meetings, ME BABY!!!!! I'll send Elena post-haste, just take your medicine, and I've already handled Tseng, lets just say Emerald Weapon had a very nice meal, with "ribbed pleasure" as you have phrased it before.
 
Hehehehe...Hahahaha! Yes, victory for Shin-Ra! Yeah, why do you htink you're my trusted Captain, GSD? You fight on my front lines, and report any fidings to me ASAP.

And my head hurts, so as usual, I'm letting you lead. Your President is planning great things, my soldier.

GREAT THINGS!!!

HAHAHAHA!!!
 
Yeah I know what your planing (wink wink).
Anyway, don't worry no disturbances on the lines, I suppose it may be the calm before the storm. I wonder if anybody will ever join this conversation, hopefully no one from LOCP or should I say "LOCO."
Elena is on the way, I package her with priority mail or should I upgrade, hehehe.
 
Nah, don't upgrade. What I'm doing requires massive planning.

Hehehe. Oh, I'm sending you a supply of Squirt as a bonus.
 
Sorry President, but you can't bargain with me not for anything HAHAHAHA!!!!!! I've got an idea how about you let me keep Elena here in Junon! That's a great idea isn't it? I thought of it all by myself.
 
WWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
YES!!!!

HeheheHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
I have it!
 
I'm going to propose to Elena. I may be in a drunken stupor, but I've finally thought it through. When she gets here, I'm gonna sweep her of her feet, take her into my arms, crane her into a swooning hold and kiss her with all my pent up passions for her. I'll tell her about my feelings towards her. She has to understand that she is my one, my olnly love.
Sweet Elena...
 
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OK, Rufus that's great. I'm tired and I'm going to call it a night, I've been typing since 1:40 PM, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!
Recruiting isn't going well because of one reason, your overwhelming sexiness, there are you happy, I said it.
You've out sexied me so much that now I'm tired, I WANT TO GO SLEEPY!!!!!!!!
 
THANK GOD!!!!!

- Green Soldier Dude (Seminal Emerald)- OUT

P.S: Next week's the topics are:
- Rufus and the smells that eminate from his butt.
- Rufus and his obsession with "sweet" Elena. (sounds like a candy bar)
- Rufus in the bathroom "THE LEGEND OF THE 75TH FLOOR TOILET!"
Join in the conversation later Shinra lover's or at least view it!
 
I'm sorry, but this thread has become a breeding ground for spam. I'll close it. If either of the two members leading this discussion has an issue with this decision, PM me and I will consider revising my decision.

*closed*
 
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