The Best & Worst Characters in ALL of the FF Series

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You mean 79 floors. You don't even know how many floors are in your own HQ, to be honest Rufus, that's just lame. And remember to take your pills, you do alot of weird stuff without Elena around. Do you remember that time you clogged the toilet by taking one of the smelliest craps in the world. WOOOHH!!! Now that stunk you could smell it from the conference room, late meeting ehhh....
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (holding sides laughing while banging head into desk top, then kicks a sleeping Dark Nation with foot)

Actually, that was Scarlet after my father decided to go to Brokeback Mt. with her. I noticed she was walking kind of funny when they came back from their little trip to one of the supposed "research facilities."

(Shudders at memory and pets Dark Nation in appology)
 
Scarlet ehhh. That would explain the limp. As well as the widened area in one of Jenova's backside parts. EWWWWWW!!!! Your father was messed up! And by the way you and Scarlet stunk up the bathroom together!
 
Hey the cannon was my idea, stop stealing my new fads. Its not my fault that I'm such a kick butt trend-setter and everybody want's to rip me off. Abide by it NO WAY!!!! My cannon picture is shooting!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
 
[Rubs temples and sighs heavily with burdoned sleep.]

We are trend setters. Who else is as oringal as us? Or as our kick-@$$ characters?
....I can't believe how many posts we have for today.

I think I'm going to call it a night for today's Shin-Ra meeting.

[Yawns, stretches out, takes out a secret picture of Elena and cuddles it to chest while last remains of strength type out final orders]

Shin-Ra meeting arjourned.

President Rufus -out

Oh, GSD, goodnight. And keep an eye out for Elena.
 
My my. You think I'm that dense not to see your last post soldier?

Official Shin-ra meeting in session.

President Rufus -present
Captain Seminal Emerald, GSD -present
 
Oh F*** Nuggets, he's back. I thought I could lead this conversation into the new era of Shinra greatness. Well I guess I have to go back to being the subbordinate, ahhh Captain isn't that bad in the end. At least I have a job unlike other people.
 
Hehehe.

You're lucky GSD. I'm worried about my Elena. My sweet, my precious....
When I was reading the local update sheet from Junon, I noticed something taht brought up a good conversational topic:

Cloud vs Sephiroth.

Hands down disscussion.


And you better respect my auhtorita from now on or you'll be rookie!
 
I believe that topic was brought by a young lad that goes by the name of cloudstrife21, speaking of him I wonder where he is, I was interested in hearing his opinion about the matter.
And yes Rufus, Elena is fine................nothing happend to the boat ehhhh........
Anyway on to the new discussion topic.........
I think it should be renamed Sephiroth vs. Green Soldier Dude
I WOULD KICK HIS BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!
 
WHAT?!?!?!

WHAT ABOUT MY PRECIOUS ELENA?!?!?!?!

Yeah, we need more 'members' to our discussions. It was because of cloudstrife21 that I decided to post it as today's discussion inhopes he'll rejoin us and into our ranks. As well as some other people. Anyone's welcome.

.....you better start spillign about my Elena.
 
Well Rufus it goes like this.... do you remember how I said just in case Emerald Weapon attack we should have cannon prepared to fire. Well the funniest thing happened on that day they left........
 
My Elena! What happened? Why were you slacking off again?! I told you to keep a guard out for her, and here you are delivering late messages!!! AAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

I'll ahve you know that I won't tak emy meds until I see her again!!!
You know what? I'll prepeare the Cannon my self with YOU as the ammunition and see how far I can launch your sorry @$$.

-Back to the Sephiroth vs Cloud issuse though. I think we all know who would win. I mean, who else is a gaming and FF legend to all as a God?
 
Yeah your right Sephiroth would wind by a land slide, I'd be lucky if I could fire a single round. Anyway about Elena, if you could have her to be your "wife" would you take your anti-Elena pills Rufus? And don't worry Elena's safe, however I can't say the same about Tseng.
 
Cloud's cool, no doubt. He's nevered smiled in the game or showed any means of [over], or even emotional holding backs. When Aeris was killed, he didn't cry, he just said his mouth went dry, etc, etc...He was just filled with rage about Aeris' daeth. Sephiroth was THE SOLDIER.

He's not just cool because he has the best of everything, and can kick major @$$ and wields power greater than that of any god (well, he IS basically God)
 
Yep, he was the true "one-winged angel." I have no doubts about that, but its true Cloud never did cry, he wasn't concerned about Aeris' death (well maybe a little), but Cloud was dead set on killing Sephiroth and that is an excellent storyline to follow. Thus the reason FF7 was the best!
 
Guess what, I got 100th post! Now let's face it, this has to be one of those unbeatable games in the levels of awesomeness. Here's soemthign else, Cloud vs Squall. Cloud coudl kick some major @$$ blindfolded an dteid down while still taking on Sephiroth. The cooler characters in 7 knew what the motivation was behind the story -save the world, stop Sephiroth.

Though I am a hopeless romantic, they totally ruined Squall by making him fall apart over Rinoa like he did. He had potential to be stioc and possibly cool, I would have even allowed him to fall for Rinao an dbe emotional, but what the 8 designers ruined was the fact they made him deteriorate WAY TOO fast. There has to be a horrible decline and downfall in order for one to truely be redeemed and start over again.
-You should know personally what I'm talking about GDS.

Also, I can't help but say Siefer was awesome! Then again, those were my former glory days. He just wanted to be soemthing and not just anybody. He wanted to be a Knight! : )
 
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