The Best & Worst Characters in ALL of the FF Series

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Sure she will.........

Anyway, now that you mentioned Tseng I guess I should have told you earlier about that trip they took to Costa del Sol. She brought her bikini, and a bunch of other things. Tseng on the other hand had his uniform, and a box sticking out of his pocket that said "ribbed for her pl....." I couldn't read the rest of the box. The strangest things happen here in Junon!
 
Ummmm, er.....thank you Captain.
Now that you mentioned the "ribbing," I guess taht can only mean one thing: Tseng can't put out with out the assitance of something else. Why if I had Elena, I'd only give her the premium equipmen that Shin-Ra and I, Rufus, soley posses.

She'd be singing "Hail to the Chief" for months!
 
Wait what about me! I bet Elena digs me man! I mean honestly what woman could resist Green Soldier Dude polygon sexiness. However, I hate to inform the ladies my "parts" are currently out of function due to your d*** dog biting my privates that one night.
 
[Pets Dark Nation affectionately on head]
Good boy.

Listen Captain, you can't beat my polygon sexiness! I even appeared in Advent Children AND Dirge of Cerberus. Did you foget? You even admitted that I was dead sexy. Who can resist me? I'm "evil", cool, have an awesome pet, a sweet sawed-off, a b!tching wardrobe and teh perfect hair. Hell, you could say I'm Aryan.
 
Hey, I'm level 6 with 1 MP! Score! And I'm an Ex-Soldier. I wonder fi I can ever get the title, "President" on here, b/c taht would be my goal
 
President of Craphead Inc. is what they should call you!
Do you knowwhy Rufus, because you were raised by a rich family, I had it tough I was raised in the sector 7 slums. And by the way chicks dig me because.... well........ I AM GREEN SOLDIER DUDE!!!!!
 
Hold the phone giggel pies, I think someone needs to study for chem and sleep. Stop hocking up on coco and Squirt.

Ugh, I'm exausted. I feel like my computer now: 28% remaining.

And how dare yo insult your President! I'm moving you to somewhere away from Junon! I'll make you feel as is the hand of Sephiroth had smite you himself, and when you wake up and see me standng over you with a smug grin, there will be Holy Hell to catch.

I'm sending you to Syphotits, or worse.....Kefka.

Hehehe
 
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Away from Junon NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Junon is the place with all the hotties.
Wait can I be transfered to Costa del Sol, I promise I won't go bikini raiding this time, I swear.
And for the love of all that is holy don't mention Kefka, he was freaky!
And just so you know I have to catch Syphotits from the source, hehehehe!!!
 
I'll have her thrown on you and have it rubbed in all those inappropriate places. What you don't like Kefka?

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Who else could say "Son of a Submariner"?

And my personal favorite, "Leaping lugnuts."
 
Kefka was a weirdo, and to be honest Rufus your starting to sound like one too at this moment. But I must admit "son of a submariner" is certainly a good one I should tell that one to the battleship crew. By the way can I stay in Junon, pretty please with a cherry on top!
 
"Kefka was a weirdo, and to be honest Rufus your starting to sound like one too at this moment. But I must admit "son of a submariner" is certainly a good one I should tell that one to the battleship crew. By the way can I stay in Junon, pretty please with a cherry on top!"

Eh? A wierdo? WTF Captain? You SURE you want to stay in Junon?



Hehehehe....I have a plan....
And you're going to help me. Sure, you can go to Coast del Sol for a quick vacation, but I have new order for you. Sabotage Tseng and Elena.

"Cry havoc, and let slip loose the dogs of war!"

Hear me? SABOTAGE! If you are succesful, then you can visit Icicle Inn. Paid vacation. Full.
 
Ruin Tseng's plan ehhh...
Well that's pretty fair, I said some nasty things and I apologize for it.
But sabotaging those events at Costa del Sol will be easy because Tseng had to check that certain item of his before he got on the boat, and when he left I gave him the wrong box.
Let's just say when he tries to get it on an acid of a sorts may affect his preformance. Plus its not ribbed!
 
That's my boy!!!!

Double promotion Captain! But what about my sweet Elena? Keep a close guard on her. Tseng tries anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you be sure to quell it GSD, pronto.
 
Look, Elena will be safe, trust me with the problems Tseng will develope he will not be a problem for a while..... trust me, let's just say he will be lucky if he has a chance to score with Tifa. Meanwhile, I'll keep a very close eye on Elena. (When she's showering, dressing, and even wathcing her in her new sleak bikini, YESSSS!!!!!)
 
DAMN YOU AND OUR BIKI RAIDS!!!!

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GOING BACK TO HQ!!!
NO MORE VACATION!!!

THAT'S MY FUTURE WIFE!!!

My, sweet, sweet dear Elena.....why must fate be so cruel?
 
Geeze Rufus, I was kidding Elena is all yours, and your starting to creep me out a little bit. Did you take your anti-Elena-horny pills today? And by HQ do you mean Midgar or Junon, because I will never leave my beloved cannon!!!
 
No, I haven't taken my meds!!! And what do you have to be so creeped out about? You're lucky I'm not there to be shoving my foot so far up your @$$ that you'll be coughing out diamonds for a year!

Alright, I'll leave you posted at Junon, but step out of line GSD, and I'll have you moping all 70 floors!

Hehehe, HAHAHA!
 
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