The Best & Worst Characters in ALL of the FF Series

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And by the way if I was drunk, then I would have trouble breathing in my so called drunken stupor. If I had touble breathing I surely would had suffocated between her boobs, and don't deny it, her boobs have killed five of my men that way.
 
....syphotits. Perhaps that's why she kept blindfolding me. It's not geostigma, it's syphotits. And She was taking advantage of me, feining that she was someone else. Before I knew it, my coat was draped across teh paper work. And why weren't you doing your job?

You were spposed to prevent me from being taken away by some nasty chick from the slums. And you're not supposed to be sleeping at your post.
 
Yeah, they're diproportionate. So that's how I ended up with all those bruises and that fractured sternum. She kept pounding on me.

Ewwww, icky.
 
I was doing my job the whole time, you threw a bottle at me when I tried to tranquilize her, I think she had rabies too. So if you got infected its not my fault. I was going to give her to Hojo, he could have STERILIZED her.
 
I think soemone's looking for his promotion to dishwasher. Speaking of rabies, that reminds me of FF8, Edea. What WAS that growth on her head? A tumor?
 
I mean, who would hit that?! And her husband Cid -the regular FF represenative of all Cids for 8 - what a mess! He must've been desperate in order to go after THAT thing! Even Selphie was better, even Ma Dinchet was hotter!

And did you ever wonder about that tiny little white splurge on Cid's coat? A little drip of something sticky, hm? Wacking it off to all the undearge girls in skimpy mandatory uniforms. Why else do you think they called him the "Headmaster of the Garden" (the garden being the young girls * cough cough).
 
Yes, what about Yuna and Bahamut? Was Anima their resulted love child? And just for a charcter knock, did you ever think Ultimacia was related to Sephiroth?
 
Ultimicea related to Sephiroth, where did you hear something like that? Damn FF8 that game was poor, it was too lovey dovey, not enough action. How dare you compare lame evil villians from FF8 to such awesome brilliance found in enemies such as Sephiroth from FF7.
 
By the way Cid in FF8 was a petifile,couldn't you tell, also I think he had a thing for Squall. However, I feel bad for Squall's teacher (the blonde chick), she liked Squall and he rejected her for a slut like Riona. From that alone you could tell it was a crappy game.
 
No, it was just the grey hair that led me think conspire something hair brained like that. I was just thinking that she was bent on world domination, and she coudld compress time. Maybe she was a demented offspring of sorts, you know, like Kadaj, Yazoo and Loz were. She was one of teh Sephy followers whoo fell off teh cliff edge in teh 4th disc, like the 3 num-nums were from Advent Children. Except, she fell through some wierd time rip an dended up as garbage in 8. Didn't you know taht all crappy concepts for FF are conglomerated into one crappy game an dreleased to the public for hazardous consumption?
 
NICE!!! Seminal Emerald representing his heritage!

Yeah, Squall was a Pu$$y and Rinoa was a sl**! What pissed me off was when she was in that space suit, drifting through space ready to die and suddenly she sees the 2 rings. One from Siefer and one from Squall. I personally liked Seifer's ring better.

Eitherway, she was stupid and deserved to die on one too many occasions.
 
You bet your sweet buns that I'm representing cannon. And yes, Riona joins that list of characters I will hate for an eternity. By the way what did you think of Scarlet, and how is your relationship, also tell her the "cannon" needs to be "inspected."
 
I liked Scarlet because she kept slapping Tifa around on the barrel on Sistre Ray Cannon like a red headed step child.

One part taht I hated the most in FF8 was when Squall graduated and Quistis was Demoted back to student. She was really upset and was just looking for someone to talk to and Squall just blew her off. I do recall him saying, "Go talk to a wall." Then he just acts all fine and peachy towards her throughout the game. Had I been Quistis, I would''ve chocked taht b@st@rd for treating me like that. She did so much for him and the team.
 
Well, to be honest Rufus, I cannot answer that question because I honestly cannot think like a woman. It seems you have a bit of a feminine side eh Rufus. I think you've been wearing that coat too long its starting to look like a dress.
 
I'm your sweet wife remember?

Hey, you're just jealous becaues my coat's b!tchin'!
And I can't help that I'm a hopeless romantic unlike my fellow Captain here. It's not a femine side, it's just a lover's side. That's why I get all the ladies, such as my prospective wife Elena.
 
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Yes, I remember I'm married to you and I'm your husband, but I'm just saying Rufus you may have too much of a lover's side. To be honest maybe Elena won't be with you, a girl that can kick the crap out of people is obviously protecting her virginity.
 
Then what about her fawnign all over Tseng? He's such a d!ck. And he's WAy older than me, and accordingly raised me. How can she want something like that? It's not liek I'm a whore-monger. I've got style, I got taste, and I have my eyes set on my sweet Elena. She might liek to pummel the sh!t out of everyone, and be a little, er, dumb at times, but that does not waver my love for her!

She will be mine!!!
 
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