the alchemist

[Marquis of Granby]

heston blumenthal

basically, for you merkins and/or people in britain that havent ever heard of this plonker he thinks he's a "food alchmemist" aka he makes things that no one in their right mind would eat a la curry ice cream. now you've been introduced to him i can get to the punchline of my sick joke.

his newest recipe, he calls it "ford enfant rôti" - thats posh french for all you dim merkins.

http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2010/10/05/toddler-dies-after-being-left-in-car-in-100-degree-heat-while-father-worships/
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[Will Graham]

Didn't he make something out of a sailor's ashes

 

[Marquis of Granby]

probably gravy. he was also sued for poisoning a load of pompous arseholes at his shitty restaurant that people actually rave on about.

if i wanted to eat shit, im sure i could find much cheaper shit than his curry flavoured ice cream.

 

[Will Graham]

His restaurant should serve as a giant cage to trap and gas the morons fucking stupid enough to eat there

 

[Marquis of Granby]

yeah, but he should also be jailed just for looking like a paedo.