Speak in Cockney.

[The Guv'na]

Say anything you want, but in cockney. Type in your message in the translator here. --Ze linkz-- (Of course I don't need to use the translator.)

 

[Warbsywoo]

I typed in 'what the f*** is this s***

and it gave me this.

Wot the bleedin' donald duck is this tom Brad Pitt?

 

[DarkSquall]

I typed "What's up mother fu*ker"
and that what it gave me
What's up father's lover Feather Plucker?