Today I was flying my airplane while picking up some trash off the ground and throwing it away. While I was doing so, I noticed some flying alligators that shouldn't have been flying upside down. Seriously, who the fuck lets alligators fly upside down?
That's dangerous. They could potentially take out a city block. Which is why I started building ceilings for houses that go on top of the roofs of houses that have AA guns mounted on top of them.
After I was done designing them, I started burning plastic bags in front of an environmentalist that called me a bloody wanker and that I should fly in the sky into outer space and kill myself.
However, I don't think that he was able to tell that I can't fly without the help of fairies. So I laughed at him and was all "Ha, fuck you, you know bitches can't fly without the help of fairies." So he farted so hard that got major takeoff. I wasn't thrilled because it made things really messy in my airplane.
Fuck that guy... I hope he dies.
You should watch this video... Because if you don't, I'm going to run you over with my super army of super super robots and my airplane.
And maybe this if you liked or didn't like the first one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYuVChNGc3U&feature=fvw
That's dangerous. They could potentially take out a city block. Which is why I started building ceilings for houses that go on top of the roofs of houses that have AA guns mounted on top of them.
After I was done designing them, I started burning plastic bags in front of an environmentalist that called me a bloody wanker and that I should fly in the sky into outer space and kill myself.
However, I don't think that he was able to tell that I can't fly without the help of fairies. So I laughed at him and was all "Ha, fuck you, you know bitches can't fly without the help of fairies." So he farted so hard that got major takeoff. I wasn't thrilled because it made things really messy in my airplane.
Fuck that guy... I hope he dies.
You should watch this video... Because if you don't, I'm going to run you over with my super army of super super robots and my airplane.
And maybe this if you liked or didn't like the first one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYuVChNGc3U&feature=fvw
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