Rename a character, produce hilarious dialogue

Dragon Mage

Dragon Mage

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It's so much fun to name characters in the older games some weird thing or the other. Just the other day, my brother was playing FF7, and he had named Cloud Buttsex.

Here are some of the results:

Jessie: You were great back there, Buttsex!

Tifa: Please, Buttsex... talk to me. (this one is very good if you say the first part in a wistful voice, and then switch to a demonic growl for the last part. Beautiful.)

Continue and share~ :griin:
 
Oh yes, that REALLY gets hilarious sometimes XD Except that it got hard to get into the story...

I remember naming everybody a swear, Cloud was fuck, Tifa whore, Barrett shit, but Aerith was sweetie. That was funny but I just had to restate eventually, it got pretty bad lol....
 
Well my brother used to name his aeons in X with the stupidest names he could thing of, though they didn't really appear in dialogue. He had an Ixion called Ballsack, a Bahamut called La Royale(after pulp ficiton), and a valefor called laserurine
 
I mostly name the characters like Penis but the best thing is with Amarant in ff9 when you meet him and he says "Some call me the flaming -insert name here-" so i called scrotum and pubic hair etc.
 
I just renamed one character in my life, and that's Squall. I put him 'Squee' instead, cause I wanted the emo boy to have a cheerful name. Now I can't finish this game and take Squall seriously at the same time when everyone calls him 'Squee'. I was also tempted to name him 'Squirrell'... :P

I named Rinoa's dog 'Pussy'. Now I can't help but to lol whenever I get on my screen the text box that says "Pussy Rush" and etc... xD
 
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