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Then why didnt Sephiroth get defeated by Cloud twice?
You could have just killed Cloud with a blink of an eye!
We could do whatever he wanted, so why did he work for everything?
That is if he was like a God....
 
Being a god does not automatically come with the label Omnipotent. Only christians believe that about their own god.

The reason Sephiroth lost to Cloud is down to hatred and arrogance.

Sephiroth hates Cloud so wants to make him suffer and arrogantly believes he can get away with it so does not use his full power.
Cloud hates Sephiroth so when Sephiroth threatens everything Cloud holds dear his rage taps into his greatest power which is enough to destroy Sephiroth's physical body.

Only Sephiroth can make Cloud use omnislash any other enemy will never face Cloud's ultimate power for only Sephiroth can bring it out of him. Thats what makes them true rivals.

Riku were was that discusion? I would not mind seeing it and joining in.
 
Thanks anyway Riku.

A new question for you all:

What would Sephiroth be like if he did not have Jenova cells?

I think that he would lack many of his powers but his attitudes would be the same and he woul still be dedicated to ebcoming more powerful and would still be an excellent swordsman.
 
Facts about Lord Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth once sliced someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Cloud's father while he was walking home from Midgar.

# Crop circles are Sephiroth's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

# Sephiroth is six feet tall, weighs two-tons, casts fire, and could eat a hammer and take an Meteor spell standing.

# The Junon cannon was originally created to kill Sephiroth. It failed miserably.

# Contrary to popular belief, Sephiroth, not the Midgar Zolom of the Grasslands, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly sliced open with a huge sword.

# Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Sephiroth has 72... and they're all poisonous.

# If you ask Sephiroth what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he descends and drives the Masamune through you.

# Sephiroth drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

# When Sephiroth sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Sephiroth has not had to pay taxes, ever.

# The quickest way to a man's heart is with Sephiroth' fist.

# Sephiroth invented Tifa's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient:

Fear.

# Midgar News was originally created as the "Sephiroth Network" to update people with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.

# Sephiroth can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

# There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Sephiroth allows to live.

# Sephiroth once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes sharpening his sword.

# What was going through the minds of all of Sephiroth' victims before they died? His sword.

# Sephiroth is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

# SOLDIER label anyone attacking Sephiroth as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

# Sephiroth doesn't churn butter. He stares at the cows and the butter comes straight out.

# Sephiroth doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

# A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Sephiroth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

# Sephiroth did attain Godhood in 2004. His signiture flower is the Black Rose.

# Someone once videotaped Sephiroth getting pissed off. It was called the Nibleheim Incident.

# If you spell Sephiroth in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

# Sephiroth originally appeared in the "Final Fantasy Battle Arena" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do cast Super Nova. When asked bout this "glitch," Sephiroth replied, "That's no glitch."

# Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Sephiroth once and he will kill you.

# The final fight scene of the movie "Advent Children" is loosely based on all the worldy desires of innocent people Sephiroth has met. It did not actually happen.

# Sephiroth once shot down a WRO Airship with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

# Sephiroth once bet Cid he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Sephiroth re-entered the planet's atmosphere, streaking over 2 continents and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed Cid publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

# Sephiroth has two speeds: Walk and Kill.

# Someone once tried to tell Sephiroth that a Meteor isn't the best way to destroy a planet. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

# Contrary to popular belief, ShinRa is not a democracy, it is a Sephtatorship.

# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Sephiroth once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

# Sephiroth is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Sephiroth.

# Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a train ... able to leap the ShinRa building in a single bound... yes, these are some of Sephiroth's warm-up exercises.

# Sephiroth is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will kill you or in what way.

# In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Sephiroth turned that wine into acid that burned Jesus into a puddle of liquid ash.

# Sephiroth can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

# Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Sephiroth is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Proffesor Gast and made public, Sephiroth Decided to actually look at him. We know Proffesor Gast today as Proffesor Hojo.

# Sephiroth doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

# The Sephiroth military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Sephiroth could defeat the entire combined

nations of the world in one turn.

# In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sephiroth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

# According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Sephiroth

walks.

# Sephiroth does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

# The moon is actually an orbiting group of ShinRa MPs from the Junon guard who entered space after Sephirth gave them a

sparring lesson.

# When Sephiroth goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a bucket and his sword.

# There are no steroids in Chocobo racing. Just racers and chocobos Sephiroth has breathed on.

# Sephiroth once challenged Rufus Shinra and all the male Turks in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Sephiroth won by 5.

# Sephiroth was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three

wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Sephiroth's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All

three died soon after of mysterious astronomical phenomina. In history 3 consecttive meteors hitting so close together has never

happend before.

# Sephiroth sheds his skin twice a year.

* When Sephiroth calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

* Sephiroth once ate a whole cake before his team mates could tell him there was a stripper in it.

* Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Sephiroth likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

* There are no races, only countries of people Sephiroth has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

* When Sephiroth was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he stared at the store manager so hard it

became a Wendy's.

* Sephiroth can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood

is dark red.

* A Sephiroth-delivered Meteor is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

* When Sephiroth falls in water, Sephiroth doesn't get wet. Water gets Sephiroth.

* Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1ScM (Sephiroth cast Meteor)

* Sephiroth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

* When Sephiroth has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

* How much wood would a woodSephiroth Sephiroth if a woodSephiroth could Sephiroth? ...All of it.

* Sephiroth doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

* In honor of Sephiroth, all bar's in Midgar have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be

Sephirothsized.

* Sephiroth CAN believe it's not butter.

* If tapped, a Sephiroth Super Nova could power the world for 24 weeks, 3 days, 19 hours, 44 minutes, and 9 seconds.

* Sephiroth can divide by zero.

* The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Sephiroth has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in

blood and tears.

* A picture is worth a thousand words. A Sephiroth is worth 1 billion words.

* Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force

equal in reaction to Sephiroth's stare.

* Sephiroth invented his own type of karate. It's called Sephiroth-Will-Kill.

* When the movie The Nibleheim Incident was aired in Wutai, they surrendered to Sephiroth just to be on the safe side.

* While urinating, Sephiroth is easily capable of welding titanium.

* Sephiroth once sued the Midgar Press newspaper when it became apparent that their account of the Wutai war was plagiarized

from his autobiography.

* When Sephiroth talks, everybody listens. And dies.

* When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Sephiroth kills a ninja, he uses every part.

* Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Sephiroth calls this "a slow Tuesday."

* Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Sephiroth to go around.

* Sephiroth doesnt shave; he uses the Masamune to attack his face. The only thing that can cut Sephiroth is Sephiroth.

* For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Sephiroth, each testicle is larger than the other one.

* Sephiroth always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

* When taking the SAT, write "Sephiroth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

* Sephiroth invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Chuck Norris invented pink.

* When you're Sephiroth, anything + anything is equal to 1. One meteor to the face.

* Sephiroth has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get

out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

* On his birthday, Sephiroth randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

* Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Sephiroth.

* Sephiroth doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Sephiroth throws down!

* In the beginning there was nothing...then Sephiroth stared that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the

universe.

* Sephiroth has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Planet.

* Sephiroth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

* Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered

Sephiroth"

* Sephiroth ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

* Sephiroth and Kuja walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one

building.

* If you Google search "Sephiroth getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

* Sephiroth can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

* Little known medical fact: Sephiroth invented the Caesarean section when he sliced his way out of his monther's womb.

* Sephiroth doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.

* The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Sephiroth. There were no survivors, and nobody

is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

* It takes Sephiroth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes and only 3 hours to watch the full series of 24 hours.

* You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Sephiroth

will find you and kill you.

* Sephiroth has a deep and abiding respect for life... unless it gets in his way.

* The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Sephiroth cast Super Nova on one of the corners.

* There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Sephiroth lives in Midgar.

* Sephiroth doesn't believe in Cosmo Canyon.

* When Sephiroth is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

* Sephiroth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It is believed he then blinked but nothing has ever been proven.

* James Cameron wanted Sephiroth to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his

movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

* Sephiroth can touch MC Hammer.

* Thousands of years ago Sephiroth came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified

that all of its decendents now have white hair.

* Sephiroth played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

* It takes 14 puppeteers to make Sephiroth smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

# Sephiroth is the key to solving China's over-population problem. All we have to do is invite Sephiroth to give a swordfighting

demonstration. No one will survive.

# Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Sephiroth pajamas.

# Sephiroth once worked as a weatherman for the Junon evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy

with a 75% chance of Pain.

# Simply by pulling on both ends, Sephiroth can stretch diamonds back into coal.

# When Sephiroth does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Planet down.

# Sephiroth invented the Sword, magic, death, and the rest of existance-- in that order.

# A high tide means Sephiroth is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by lesser gods pissing their pants.

# Sephiroth keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one meteor to the face.

# There is in fact an “I” in Sephiroth, but there is no “team”… not even close.

# Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Sephiroth can change the laws of physics.

With his fists.

# Sephiroth doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

# Using his trademark Super Nova, Sephiroth once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm

stadium in San Diego.

# Sephiroth's Meteors don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

# Sephiroth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

# Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Sephiroth because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Sephiroth's autobiography.

# Sephiroth can slam a revolving door.

# Sephiroth is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Sephiroth does not

swim. This is because when Sephiroth enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Sephiroth simply walks across the pool

floor.

# Sephiroth built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.

# The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Sephiroth instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Sephiroth

sliced apart Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

# Hellen Keller's favorite color is Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth eats beef jerky and craps whetstones. Then, he uses that whetstone to sharpen the Masamune, which he uses to kill a

cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

# If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Sephiroth would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.

# Sephiroth is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

# The crossing lights in Sephiroth's home town say "Die slowly" and "die quickly". They each have a picture of Sephiroth staring at

or slicing a pedestrian.

# Science Fact: Meteor spells are comprised primarily of an element called Sephirothtanium.

# The Nuclear bomb was originaly called the Sephiroth bomb until Sephiroth decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with

him. The makers, for fear of Sephiroth, renamed the bomb and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no

weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth proved that we are alone in the universe. We weren't before his first space expedition.

# Superman once watched the Nibleheim Incident movie. He then cried himself to sleep.

# Sephiroth doesn't step on toes. Sephiroth steps on necks.

# The movie "Advent Children" was extremely hard to make because Sephiroth had to downplay his abilities. The first few cuts were

completely unbelievable.

# Sephiroth does not "style" his hair. It stays that perfect out of sheer terror.

# There is no such thing as global warming. Sephiroth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

# A study showed the leading causes of death in Midgar are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Sephiroth, 3. Geo Stigma. Heart Disease has been

proven to be the main side effect of Sephiroth staring at you.

# It's widely believed that Jesus was Sephiroth's stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce

Sephiroth's skin.

# Sephiroth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

# Along with his black belt, Sephiroth often chooses to wear black boots. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

# Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Sephiroth to live in the White House.

The reason for this is because Sephiroth had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the

country in his place.

# Once you go Sephiroth, you are physically unable to go back.

# Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Sephiroth. But usually they grow up just to be killed by Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.

# The last thing you hear before Sephiroth fights you? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.

# Sephiroth doesn't play god. Playing is for children.

# Sephiroth is the only person in the world that can actually e-mail a Meteor.

# Sephiroth won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

# Wo hu cang long. The translation from Mandarin Chinese reads: "Crouching Sephiroth, Hidden Meteor"

# Sephiroth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

# Some kids play Kick the can. Sephiroth played Kick the Planet.

# 'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Sephiroth. After a workout, Sephiroth rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

# Sephiroth cannot love, he can only not kill.

# When Sephiroth was a baby, he didn't suck his mother's breast. Scientists served him Mako, straight out of the lifestream.

# According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Sephiroth can actually kill you yesterday.

# Sephiroth once pulled out a single hair from his head and skewered three men through the heart with it.

# In an act of great philanthropy, Sephiroth made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead

bodies for scientific research.

# When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He

was referring to the Sephiroth halloween costume he was wearing.

# Sephiroth recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as G-substance.

# Sephiroth invented a language that incorporates swordfighting and magic. So next time Sephiroth is kicking your ass, don’t be

offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

# If at first you don't succeed, you're not Sephiroth.

# If Sephiroth were a calendar, every month would be named Sephirothtober, and every day he'd kill you.

# Fear is not the only emotion Sephiroth can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get killed by Sephiroth."

# Sephiroth's show is called the Nibleheim Incident, because people are to scared to refer to him.

# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Sephiroth.

# What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting

Championship, Non-Sephiroth-Division”.

# Sephiroth brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.

# The easiest way to determine Sephiroth' age is to take note of how long the emotion known as fear has existed.

# There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Sephiroth finds it delicious.

# Most boots are made for walkin'. Sephiroth' boots ain't that merciful.

# The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Sephiroth killed the entire US team with a

single sword slash while sharpening the Masamune.

# The Bible was originally titled "Sephiroth and his slaves"

# Sephiroth began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.

# Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Sephiroth doesn't like Fudge Ripple.

# When Sephiroth says "...", he MEANS it.

# Sephiroth was what Willis was talkin' about.

# Google won't search for Sephiroth because it knows you don't find Sephiroth, he finds you.

# Sephiroth can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Sephiroth jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

# It is scientifically impossible for Sephiroth to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and

fathered himself.

# Sephiroth destroyed the periodic table, because Sephiroth only recognizes the element of surprise.

# It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. Sephiroth decided all that Dino dung neaded cleaning up.

# Sephiroth killed the sheriff, but he stared at the deputy.

# That's not Sephiroth doing push-ups -- that's Sephiroth moving the Planet away from the path of a deadly asteroid. Only

Sephiroth's Meteors are allowed to impact the Planet.

# Sephiroth can judge a book by its cover.

# Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Sephiroth. Sephiroth eats black holes. They taste like chicken.

# Sephiroth does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

# Q: How many Sephiroth' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Sephiroth prefers to kill in the dark.

# As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Sephiroth."

# Sephiroth just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.

# Since the year Sephiroth was born, deaths from sword wounds have increased 13,000 percent.

# Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Sephiroth, taking a relaxing walk.

# Sephiroth does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

# It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Sephiroth Meteor.

# Sephiroth is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.

# Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Sephiroth needs toothpicks.

# Sephiroth smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Sephiroth' personal chef.

# Sephiroth is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Sephiroth calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.

# When God said, "let there be light", Sephiroth said, "let there be light." It was only said once.

# Sephiroth does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Sephiroth's sword is inside his own body.

# One day Sephiroth walked down the street with a bad temper. There were no survivors.

# Sephiroth built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Sephiroth met all three bullets

with his hand, deflecting them. Sephiroth then choped JFK's head off. What Sephiroth gives he can take away.

# Sephiroth doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# Sephiroth uses a night light. Not because Sephiroth is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole damn barn falls down.

# Before the filming of Advent Children, Sephiroth is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of

course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights. It did not actually work.

# When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into a pale imitation of Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth kills anyone that asks, "You want fries with that" because by now everyone should know that Sephiroth doesn't ever

want fries with anything. Ever.

# Sephiroth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

# Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Sephiroth stare will liquefy your body.

# Human cloning is outlawed because if Sephiroth were cloned, then it would be possible for Sephiroth to stare at himself. Physicists

theorize that this contact would end the universe.

# Sephiroth once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

* Sephiroth's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel

fuel.

* If Sephiroth attacks you with his sword, you will die. If Sephiroth' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the

kick will tear out your pancreas.

* In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Sephiroth.

* Sephiroth puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.

* Everybody loves Raymond. Except Sephiroth.

* Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Sephiroth while he

was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.

* Sephiroth got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.

* The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Sephiroth. The film was cancelled shortly after going into

preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

* Sephiroth can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.

* Sephiroth once shat blood - the blood of 11,940 natives he had killed and eaten.

* Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Sephiroth. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

* The truth will set you free. Unless Sephiroth has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

* For most people, home is where the heart is. For Sephiroth, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls.

* Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Sephiroth spit. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

* Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was sliced by Sephiroth in Kansas, which sent him through the earth,

stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

* Coroners refer to dead people as "ABS's". Already Been Sephirothed.

* Sephiroth doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just destroys any cars that get too close.

* Sephiroth does not have to answer the phone. His ears picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible

sound.

* Sephiroth doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

* When Sephiroth does division, there are no remainders.

* If you rearrange the letters in "Sephiroth", he stares at you and says nothing. No body ever continues to try.

* Never look a gift Sephiroth in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.

* Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Sephiroth will beat his ass

and take it.

* Sephiroth used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Sephiroth killed him with a baseball bat to the

throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.

* The original title for Star Wars was "those who are less then Sephiroth". Starring Sephiroth.

# The Force is Sephiroth's will. No one actually uses it Sephiroth just pretends to let them do things then kills them later.

* Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Sephiroth's basement".

* The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Sephiroth entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

* Sephiroth’s sword is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

* Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Sephiroth bites the heads off of the Midgar Zolom.

* He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Sephiroth, dies by the sword but faster.

* The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Sephiroth come off without a hitch.

* The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Sephiroth in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

* Staring at Sephiroth for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause death. Doing the same with protection

causes death. Doing the same without eyeballs still causes death.

* Sephiroth can taste lies.

* Sephiroth does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Sephiroth kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently

recorded to be in the billions.

* One time, Sephiroth accidentally stubbed his toe. Thats why there is a hole near Junon.

* Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Sephiroth killed her.

* Sephiroth can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

* They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Sephiroth kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to

barbecue and eat him.

* Sephiroth does, in fact, live in a round house.

* Sephiroth was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had

appeared without a mustache. And a head.

* When Sephiroth works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.

* 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Sephiroth as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained,

needlessly brutal deaths.

* Sephiroth can skeletize a cow in two minutes.

* The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Sephiroth goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.

* Sephiroth' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

* With the rising cost of gasoline, Sephiroth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

* The square root of Sephiroth is pain. Do not try to square Sephiroth, the result is death.

* Sephiroth' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

* To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Sephiroth.

* Sephiroth has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one sword swipe to the face a fight?

* There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Sephiroth.

* Sephiroth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

* If you were somehow able to land a punch on Sephiroth your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since,

who in their right mind would try this?

* 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Sephiroth' weight is his dick.

* Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Sephiroth' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a sword through his chest.

* The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Sephiroth took when he was younger. However, in Sephiroth's case, the

"pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano.

* Sephiroth uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

# Noah was the only man notified before Sephiroth relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

# Sephiroth once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two

showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver, now both desceased.

# MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Sephiroth stared at him. MacGyver promptly

threw up his own heart.

# Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Sephiroth thrives on pain. Sephiroth then

ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

# Sephiroth eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

# The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by narrowing his eyes.

# Fact: Sephiroth doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

# It is said that looking into Sephiroth' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by

total fear.

# Sephiroth knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

# Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Sephiroth with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Sephiroth cannot be

in two places at the same time.

# When you say "no one's perfect", Sephiroth takes this as a personal insult.

# Sephiroth can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the

head.

# 182,000,000 people die from Sephiroth-related accidents every year.

# Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Sephiroth beats all 3 at the same time.

# Jesus can walk on water, but Sephiroth can walk on Jesus.

# All roads lead to Sephiroth. And by the transitive property, to certain death.

# If you're driving down the road and you think Sephiroth just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way

around.

# Sephiroth never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no

teeth.

# In the medical community, death is referred to as "Sephiroth Disease"

# Sephiroth was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.

# If you work in an office with Sephiroth, don't ask him for his three-hole-punch.

# In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Sephiroth". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was killed by Sephiroth.

# The First rule of Sephiroth is: you do not talk about Sephiroth.

# When Sephiroth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.

# Sephiroth can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Sephiroth is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he stares at

the Playstation untill it flies back to Japan.

# Sephiroth drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

# Every time someone uses the word "intense", Sephiroth always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a a fatal stare

at eye height.

# As an infant, scientists gave Sephiroth a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.

# Sephiroth once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

# Most people fear the Reaper. Sephiroth considers him "a promising Rookie".

# There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Sephiroth.

# President Roosevelt once rode his horse 100 miles. Sephiroth carried his the same distance in half the time.

# Sephiroth once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

# Sephiroth qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.

# Sephiroth likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.

# Sephiroth uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

# The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is S-. This is also Sephiroth's initial. This is not a coincidence.

# Sephiroth's credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

# A man once claimed Sephiroth kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

# Sephiroth sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

# Sephiroth owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and

Hot Pockets.

# Sephiroth doesn't chew gum. Sephiroth chews tin foil.

# Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Sephiroth is on.

# When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Sephiroth". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

# Every time Sephiroth smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s staring someone in the face. Then two people die.

# Some people ask for a Kleenex when they sneeze, Sephiroth asks for a body bag.

# There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Sephiroth.... Just kidding, Sephiroth is first.

# A man once asked Sephiroth if his real name is "Charles". Sephiroth did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

# Sephiroth starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine,

and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.

# In a tagteam match, Sephiroth was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the

same time.

# Sephiroth doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.

# Sephiroth is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th

one he stares into the air, so that it sprays bullets.

# For undercover police work, Sephiroth pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.

# In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Sephiroth is the stuntman for every

character.

# We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Sephiroth.

# It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Sephiroth kills a lion.

# The word 'Kill' was invented by Sephiroth. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and '...'

# Sephiroth is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.

# The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Sephiroth” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to

accomplish.

# Sephiroth is his own line at the DMV.

# Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth can swing his sword faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before

the lightbulb turns on.

# When Sephiroth goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

# Sephiroth sold his soul to the devil for his perfect good looks and unparalleled fighting ability. Shortly after the transaction was

finalized, Sephiroth killed the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he

should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

# Sephiroth has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.

# If Sephiroth wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.

# Not everyone that Sephiroth is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

# Sephiroth has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over

50 states.

# Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Sephiroth' first visit to Tokyo.

# They once made a Sephiroth toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

# Sephiroth once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

# "Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Sephiroth gets too hot.

# Sephiroth' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

# After taking a steroids test doctors informed Sephiroth that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and

said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

# Sephiroth doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.

# When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Sephiroth for help.

# There are no such things as tornados. Sephiroth just hates trailer parks.

# Sephiroth' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.

# Sephiroth does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows

Sephiroth.


# Sephiroth’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.

# Diamonds are not, despite popular belief, carbon. They are, in fact, Sephiroth fecal matter. This was proven a recently, when

scientific analysis revealed what appeared to be Jean-Claude Van Damme bone fragments inside the Hope Diamond.

# Sephiroth once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

# The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Sephiroth needed a back scratcher.

# Sephiroth was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall

trowel.

# Sephiroth once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by staring at it.

# For Spring Break '05, Sephiroth drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.

# Sephiroth has banned rainbows from the state of North Dakota.

# Divide Sephiroth by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.

# TNT was originally developed by Sephiroth to cure indigestion.

# After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Sephiroth with a handshake. The rest is history.

# Sephiroth runs on batteries. Specifically, Die Hards.

# "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Sephiroth's theme song.

# Sephiroth will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

# Only Sephiroth can prevent forest fires.

# When Sephiroth makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.

# Sephiroth is not Irish. His hair is soaked in the blood of his victims.

# In the movie "The Matrix", Sephiroth is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out

the faint texture of his hair.

# They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Sephiroth killed the cat. Every single one of them.

# Sephiroth crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.

# One time, at band camp, Sephiroth ate a percussionist.

# Sephiroth doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.

# Sephiroth originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A direct meteor strike.

# Love does not hurt. Sephiroth does.

# The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Sephiroth, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame

and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.

# Sephiroth once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone. This is why he was hailed as a hero.

# The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Sephiroth.

* Sephiroth doesn't kill two birds with one stone. Sephiroth kills all birds, with no stones just his will.

* Sephiroth knows the last digit of pi.

* Those aren't credits that roll after The Nibleheim Incident. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the

film.

* The air around Sephiroth is always a balmy 78 degrees.

* When Sephiroth wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

* Sephiroth plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

* According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. This is because Sephiroth wanted to start killing things on it by

Sunday.

* Sephiroth doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

* Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Sephiroth to kill you...Fourty seven times.

* The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. Sephiroth and three seven year old girls.

* Sephiroth is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

* Mr. T pities the fool. Sephiroth rips the fool's head off.

* Sephiroth had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.

* Sephiroth has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

* A man once taunted Sephiroth with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Sephiroth proceeded to eat

the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.

* Sephiroth' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

* In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Sephiroth was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND

the jeep.

* Sephiroth has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that anything he does is officially recognised as an act of God.

* Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Sephiroth fight.

* Sephiroth is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

* In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the

land. That man is not Sephiroth, because Sephiroth killed that man.

* Sephiroth wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper.

* When you play Monopoly with Sephiroth, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if

you make it out alive.

* Sephiroth describes human beings as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

* Sephiroth once got into a fight with a one-armed Ninja. Seeing that he had an unfair advantage, Sephiroth ripped both of his arms

off and one of his legs. He then stared at the ninja, killing him instantly, and proceeded to sow his limbs back on using only a rusty

tent spike and bailing wire.

* Sephiroth likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

* Sephiroth can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

* Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Sephiroth does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

* Sephiroth did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.

* Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Sephiroth touches turns up dead.

* Sephiroth' pulse is measured on the richter scale.

* Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues,

"...afraid of Sephiroth."

* Sephiroth once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

* Sephiroth enjoys a good practical joke. His favorite is where he removes your lower intestine and pretends to make a balloon

animal out of it. Then he cracks your skull open with a Volvo for not complimenting him on his balloon animal.

* Sephiroth CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.

* Kenny G is allowed to live because Sephiroth doesn't feel like killing women right now.

* For Sephiroth, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.

* There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Sephiroth.

* During the Vietnam War, Sephiroth allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for

seconds.

* Sephiroth once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.

* Sephiroth actually built the stairway to heaven.

* Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Sephiroth's kindergarten class.

* Sephiroth once skewered a man with the Eiffel tower.

* The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Sephiroth didn't kill you in your sleep.

* Sephiroth doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.

* Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Sephiroth's Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a

lack of eads.

* Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels

of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Sephiroth, expect to suffer a

direct meteor strike for talking back to god.

* Sephiroth invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

* Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Sephiroth wanted his nickname back.

* If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Sephiroth hears it. Sephiroth can hear everything. Sephiroth can hear the

shrieking terror in your soul.

* Sephiroth actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

* He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Sephiroth … dies.

* Sephiroth is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.

* Sephiroth can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.

* Sephiroth neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of

chocolate, whickey, meteor strikes and death. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.

* Sephiroth doesn't have blood. He is filled with magma.

# Sephiroth uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.

# Sephiroth can get Blackjack with just one card.

# "One time I was with Sephiroth in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Sephiroth goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm

Sephiroth! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Sephiroth' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it

was pretty good for a deer!'"

# People created the automobile to escape from Sephiroth...Not to be outdone, Sephiroth created the automobile accident.

# Sephiroth kills people first and never ask questions.

# When Sephiroth was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth can sneeze with his eyes open.

# Sephiroth got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing his name at the top.

# Sephiroth has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

# Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Sephirothaurus.

# People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Sephiroth

# Sephiroth wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.

# Sephiroth eats lightning and farts thunder.

# Lightning never strikes twice in one place because Sephiroth is looking for it.

# Sephiroth was never a knight in King Arthur's court. He was Arthur's master AKA God.

# Sephiroth once played rugby by himself. He went undefeated.

# In Desert Storm the reason why the Iraqi army surrendered so quickly because they knew Sephiroth was coming.

# Sephiroth has never looked a baby in the eyes cause it might not make him cry but it make him want to punch a baby.

# Sephiroth doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth does know about this website.

# Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Sephiroth". But Sephiroth was displeased by this. So he

stared a loaf of bread into slices.

# Sephiroth's sweat has burned holes in concrete.

# The wind of Sephiroth’s sword swipes can be felt from 1600 million miles away

# Sephiroth has held the World Championship in every weight class at the same time.

# There is no Control button on Sephiroth' computer. Sephiroth is always in control.

# Sephiroth is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Sephiroth is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.

# There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Sephiroth.

# The Planet's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Sephiroth.

# Sephiroth stared evil in the face, and it backed down

# Sephiroth can split the atom. With his bare hands.

# On the SAT if you put Sephiroth for every answer you will score over 8000

# The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Sephiroth

# When Sephiroth spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame

# Sephiroth doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.

# You can lead a horse to water but cannot make him drink, unless you’re Sephiroth

# No matter what your mother always said, Sephiroth can tune a fish.

# Sephiroth is '' The best a man can get ''

# On Valentine's Day, Sephiroth gives Aerith the still beating heart of Cloud Strife. Being very romantic, Sephiroth believes every day

should be Valentine's Day.

# Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Sephiroth shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".

# Sephiroth let the dogs out.

# Sephiroth visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

# Sephiroth eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

# Sephiroth does know what Willis is talking about!

# Sephiroth don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.

# Sephiroth's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius.

# The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 1 - 6, and Sephiroth.

# The active ingredient in Red Bull is Sephiroth's sweat.

# The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Sephiroth' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and

his hair.

# When Sephiroth goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

# When Sephiroth is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.

# Sephiroth once bench-pressed the entire state of Ohio, and all of its residents.

# Sephiroth can hold his breathe period.

# When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Sephiroth is never the rotten egg.

# Sephiroth invented the question mark.

# Sephiroth trick-or-treated as himself as a child.

# Sephiroth has 3 knees on each leg.

# Sephiroth can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

# If you gave Sephiroth a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second he can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare

# Sephiroth puts the laughter in manslaughter.

# Sephiroth's hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.

# The helicopter was invented after Sephiroth was observed doing 8 round house sword swings a second.

# Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Sephiroth. Not to be outdone, Sephiroth invented the car accident.

# Sephiroth brushes his teeth with barbed wire.

# Sephiroth can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 22 seconds.

# Sephiroth make onions CRY!!!

# Some people say that Sephiroth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

# When Sephiroth sneeze, he don't say "Atchoo" he says "DIE EVERYONE!!!". That's what happens next.

# Sephiroth eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

# Sephiroth is not only a noun, but a verb
 
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