Pissed As A Fart

DLFlux

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I do not understand this phrase.

How can a fart be pissed?

Is it possible to piss on a fart?

Does piss come out when you fart?



This planet confuses me. :sad:
 
LOL Oh Fluxy, only you. :P

It's a figure of speech basically. :wacky: A lot of people use it in terms of they're really really drunk, but there's really no logic in the phrase because I don't think you can piss on a fart seeing as you can't SEE a fart, and I don't think farts get particularly pissed off because they're not a living thing. It's just gas, air. xD Amusing phrase is amusing.
 
A fart is actually a French horse. These horses waited until apples fell from trees, then they ate them. However, they waited until the apples fermented and got themselves drunk by eating them. Hence the expression, pissed as a Fart.
 
♥Aerith♥;538627 said:
LOL Oh Fluxy, only you. :P

It's a figure of speech basically. :wacky: A lot of people use it in terms of they're really really drunk, but there's really no logic in the phrase because I don't think you can piss on a fart seeing as you can't SEE a fart, and I don't think farts get particularly pissed off because they're not a living thing. It's just gas, air. xD Amusing phrase is amusing.
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What if I cupped a fart in a glass, quickly sealed it, then poked a hole in it and quickly pee'd in the glass? :wacky:

Afghan Whigs said:
A fart is actually a French horse. These horses waited until apples fell from trees, then they ate them. However, they waited until the apples fermented and got themselves drunk by eating them. Hence the expression, pissed as a Fart.
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I'm curious of how you know this.

Explain yourself.

Now! :brooding:
 
QI eh? A very good source of pub trivia. :wacky:


He knows EVERYTHING? He may come in useful.
 
I thinking more like this:

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She looks like a guy there.

Does she have a penis? If so, is it ample or just a winkle?
 
I don't think she has a penis judging from those upskirt pics of her getting out a taxi anyway
 
Oh yeah. That's right.

We've seen her minky.

Maybe she does have a penis aswell, but it's hidden.

Or just small. Really, really small.
 
You know, I was thinking farts should be color coded for severity. For instance, if you see a red cloud...stay faaaar away, et cetera.
 
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