Omg!

[AddleBoy]

It isn't? Boil a pot of water. The droplets of water that collect on the lid are the result of condensation. And that's because the heat rises, and the water stays in the lid.

Blaspheming heathen! You will be reincarnated as a pack mule for your condemnation of the true way!

Don't listen to the blasphemer! Jack the elf and his merry gang of magical elves is what causes the holy water to form on such places! It is per our religion that we must lick up this holy water where ever it is seen! Only in this way will we find ourselves closer to the magical elves...

 

[der Astronom]

And this is why I never published anything on non-Euclidean geometry. You get people shouting "Blasphemy!" all over the streets.