n00dz?!

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But not really. Glad to have caught your attention

Dear FFF, I am in need of some sort of assistance in forcing my internet connection to only connect to my computer, so that I can fuck my sister off my nets and have a happy e-ever after.

I would greatly appreciate any assistance in the matter so that I could avoid fashioning a mace out of crap in the backyard and smashing my sister's face in with it.

 

[Ness]

Ohai.

Can you access your router's control panel? If so, you can enable "Network Filtering" which only allows MAC addresses from a set list to access the network. I've found that to be the most effective form of security...and your sister will likely just think the Internets are broken.

 

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sounds like exactly what kind of solution I'm looking for. However, I do not know how to access my router's control panel.

 

[Ness]

I would Google search your router's make and model...most routers have similar IPs for their control panels. Type the admin IP into your web browser's address bar and it should pull up the control panel.

Then, just poke around for network filter or something similar. To find your MAC address, just google how to find it for your particular OS.