Poetry Limericks Of The Dragon King

Benrir

Dragon King
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I'll be posting limericks up here for a while, cause I'm bored an want people to find these funny or foolish if you reckon :L
For now, here's a few...

There once was a man name Tidus
Who had a very small penus
He had gone with Yuna
But she smelled like tuna
Yet now there is a whale-sized fetus

There once was a man named Cloud
Who grieved over something so foul
It was his hero called Zack
Aerith being stabbed in the back
That made him how he is now

There was a guy called Bartz
Who had a massive fart
He stunk out Luneth
Laughed "Who's next?"
But that was his final last laugh

I rushed these ones so if they don't make sense then I'll explain, though it ruins the joke. Anyway, they're kinda rubbish, i'm not terrific with Limericks but I'm better with poems. I tried my best ;L
 
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