Hahahaha, oh that tickled me. XD I haven't had any to deal with yet, but oh god if they're as stupid as that I don't think I want any. I don't blame you though, I have to deal with the biggest idiots when I'm on prefect duty.Yes.
I'm a peer mediator at the school and basically have to listen to the bairns complain about their pals when they fall out and try to help them reach an agreement. There was this one bairn who came to us about "bullying" and it ended up being that HE was the one bullying a guy who was like 4 years older than him. HE wanted it to stop because he was tired of bullying him and didn't like tripping him up when he's going downstairs. He asked what he should do.
I laughed and said "Just fucking don't do it you silly cunt."
How I'm allowed to do anything at that school is beyond me.

