KH Jokes

Sora and Kairi at the End of the World:

Sora: Remember what you said Kairi, that I'm allways with you?

Kairi: I'm pregnant!

Sora: I'll come back for you, I promise!

Kairi: I'm keeping my baby!
 
Sora: You might be a red neck if

(Wakka walks by)

Sora: You look like him
 
@Strife XDDD Hahaha! oh man...

My mother once saw me using the Ars Arcanum move and she suddenly went, "I'll canum your arsum!!"
Not really a joke but I laughed...It was a frightening moment indeed.
 
Aerith:please put your key in the key hole.
Well...that's sounds a lil pervert!
 
Sora: C'mon guys, let's take out these heartless!

*Fights*

Sora: Whew, I'm gonna try that summon.

*Summons Utada*

Sora: .......

Donald: .......

Goofy: ......

Heartless: ........

Goofy: Gawrsh, who the **** is that?

*Riku strolls over*

Riku: That's Utada Hikaru. She sings the theme song at the beginning and end of our games.

Sora: Our..theme...what? No one told me about this!

Riku: Yeah.... We all just realized you didn't know, so Nomura sent me to tell you.

Sora: Well...what's her best attack?

Riku: Devil Inside.

Sora: Sweet. Can she heal?

Riku: ...Let Me Give You My Love.

Sora: .....****<o:p></o:p>
Then it'd be like:

*After the battle*

Kairi: Who the f*ck is that?

Sora: This is Utada Hikaru, she sing...

Kairi: I know, she sings our theme tunes. But can she heal?

Sora: ...Let Me Give You My Love

Kairi: *Suspicious* And has she healed you yet?

Sora: *Forgetting about Kairi* Oh hell yeah! Her healing is awesome! I, like, wanna get healed by her every day!

Kairi: ...




I found this on another forums, but I though it was hell funny >.<
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