jynxjaguar
Newbie
Always loved the Very Secret Diaries for LotR.... wrote a couple of these for FFXII. Hope you guys like them, please respond...
VAAN'S DIARY/JOURNAL/LOG
Day 27: Prison bad, but tolerable. Food sucks as have had to kill and skin several small lizards and have no fire to cook them with. Balthier says it's a survival technique I would be wise to develop. Says he and Fran have done it, I should toughen up and do it as well. Thought I saw drop of mustard on Bal's collar though. Hehn, must be me.
Day 30: Discovered cafeteria. Knew Balthier was lying when he said he 'found' that sandwich. Very mad now. Balthier laughing at me. Will slip lizard in his next sandwich.
Day 31: Balthier found lizard. Not laughing now. Said next time I'm not looking, I'm going to have a lizard shoved up my butt. Ha ha.
(later)
Balthier not bluffing. Finally got lizard removed. Butt hurts badly. Am mad at Balthier. Lizard is furious.
Day 36:Have escaped. Found Basch von Something-or-other, the traitor soldier who got my brother killed, and for some reason Balthier and Fran saved him. Am SO not happy right now. Fran says it was her idea. Apparently, she and Balthier shared lizard sandwich and this is her revenge on me. Well, screw her. Her and her nature sense, and her uppity attitude, and her big bunny ears, and her revealing costume highlighting her butt and breasts and her sexy voice and.... must go to bathroom now. Be back five minutes.
Day 42: Still don't like Basch. Bigger than me though, so will comfort self with snide comments and bad wishes on his person. Feel better now. Have found way out of prison only to end up in desert. Balthier upset, doesn't like desert. No women. Told him he would feel better if he would shoot something. He agrees.
Day 43: Bullet wound is healing nicely. Can walk on right leg better. Fran is now saying she's upset. Told her she would feel better if she did naughty things with me.
Day 44: Arrow wound not bad, but in very sensitive place. Am considering looking into joining bad guys. Judge Vaan. Has nice ring to it. Oops, must go, Diary. Basch is looking upset.
VAAN'S DIARY/JOURNAL/LOG
Day 27: Prison bad, but tolerable. Food sucks as have had to kill and skin several small lizards and have no fire to cook them with. Balthier says it's a survival technique I would be wise to develop. Says he and Fran have done it, I should toughen up and do it as well. Thought I saw drop of mustard on Bal's collar though. Hehn, must be me.
Day 30: Discovered cafeteria. Knew Balthier was lying when he said he 'found' that sandwich. Very mad now. Balthier laughing at me. Will slip lizard in his next sandwich.
Day 31: Balthier found lizard. Not laughing now. Said next time I'm not looking, I'm going to have a lizard shoved up my butt. Ha ha.
(later)
Balthier not bluffing. Finally got lizard removed. Butt hurts badly. Am mad at Balthier. Lizard is furious.
Day 36:Have escaped. Found Basch von Something-or-other, the traitor soldier who got my brother killed, and for some reason Balthier and Fran saved him. Am SO not happy right now. Fran says it was her idea. Apparently, she and Balthier shared lizard sandwich and this is her revenge on me. Well, screw her. Her and her nature sense, and her uppity attitude, and her big bunny ears, and her revealing costume highlighting her butt and breasts and her sexy voice and.... must go to bathroom now. Be back five minutes.
Day 42: Still don't like Basch. Bigger than me though, so will comfort self with snide comments and bad wishes on his person. Feel better now. Have found way out of prison only to end up in desert. Balthier upset, doesn't like desert. No women. Told him he would feel better if he would shoot something. He agrees.
Day 43: Bullet wound is healing nicely. Can walk on right leg better. Fran is now saying she's upset. Told her she would feel better if she did naughty things with me.
Day 44: Arrow wound not bad, but in very sensitive place. Am considering looking into joining bad guys. Judge Vaan. Has nice ring to it. Oops, must go, Diary. Basch is looking upset.
