1EnjoiPanda7
Blue Mage
Ok so I went to a frat party cause it was a Friday night yesterday and I go to Mizzou. I got there didnt pay cause they think I'm joining the frat lol then I hit the downstairs and started slamming the jungle juice (for those who don't know jungle juice is like vodka and gatorade mixed or something like that) anyway I started slamming cups. Then I played 4 games of beer pong I won 3 and lost 1 because they got the balls in the same cup 3 times we didn't have a chance lol. All the while I'm drinking jungle juice instead of beer. I hate the taste of beer I'll take vodka any day of the week.
So around 1 or 2 I am completely plastered and on my 11th cup and (if your wondering if I threw up yes, yes I did and it tasted just as good coming up as going down). So I'm just chilling on the couch and I hear in the next room someone talking about Final Fantasy XII so I get up kick the door in and I see them playing final fantasy XII and I'm like HOLLYYY SHIITTT I LOVE THIS GAME. I watched them play for a little while I think they were in the Herne Mines or something I can't remember to hold me too it. Then I ask if I can play and they are like sure go for it.
Let me tell you playing Final Fantasy XII when your drunk is pretty fucking cool!! Everything for me was delayed lol I would be fighting say a water element and I'm here busting my ass trying to kill it and it feels like it's taking me hours!!! I killed the thing in minutes (he had maxed out characters) and i'm still thinking it's there not dying hahah I changed the gambits switched characters and stuff and they are wondering what the hell am I doing. One guy goes dude there is nothing to fight on the screen and I'm like um the water element is there and he says you killed that like 10 minutes ago hahaha. Then I summoned some Epser and that whole process of summoning put me RIGHT back in the fucking bathroom those colors were too fucking much!!!!!!!
Basically final fantasy and jungle juice is a fucking fun TIME
So around 1 or 2 I am completely plastered and on my 11th cup and (if your wondering if I threw up yes, yes I did and it tasted just as good coming up as going down). So I'm just chilling on the couch and I hear in the next room someone talking about Final Fantasy XII so I get up kick the door in and I see them playing final fantasy XII and I'm like HOLLYYY SHIITTT I LOVE THIS GAME. I watched them play for a little while I think they were in the Herne Mines or something I can't remember to hold me too it. Then I ask if I can play and they are like sure go for it.
Let me tell you playing Final Fantasy XII when your drunk is pretty fucking cool!! Everything for me was delayed lol I would be fighting say a water element and I'm here busting my ass trying to kill it and it feels like it's taking me hours!!! I killed the thing in minutes (he had maxed out characters) and i'm still thinking it's there not dying hahah I changed the gambits switched characters and stuff and they are wondering what the hell am I doing. One guy goes dude there is nothing to fight on the screen and I'm like um the water element is there and he says you killed that like 10 minutes ago hahaha. Then I summoned some Epser and that whole process of summoning put me RIGHT back in the fucking bathroom those colors were too fucking much!!!!!!!
Basically final fantasy and jungle juice is a fucking fun TIME
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