Join the Shinra Army with such greats as Green Soldier Dude

You only get those kind of pictures when you subscribe.

I'm Rufus Shin-Ra.
I'm ruthless. Not nice. I just enforce my beliefs on rofl [shudders] and start the official meetings.
Now get back to your post soldier.

As for doign my job:

We want people basically just to join us in a discussion about random FF topics. We don't want to braek legs, we just want opinions and other thoughts on a subject. We just want to asseble a compatable group to put in an idea or topic discussion so we can take a few swings at it.

-President Rufus
 
Yeah, how about such steller topics like this:
- Why is Green Soldier Dude so cool! (I must admit I am)
- What foul odor does Rufus reak of today?
- Rufus' personal problems with Elena? (hehehe)
- What sin against nature did Rufus commit in the bathroom this weak? (this is a hot topic at Shinra Corp. HQ)
 
That's it, into the sub for you buddy. Then I'll launch you from Sister Ray and hope you end up in Cosmo Canyon where you can roast inside with the cute little music playign repeatedly in your head.

Hehehe

I'll send Dark Nation to accompany you.
 
wow cool nice great all the way Shinra although i don't know why are you posting this for hehe
 
President Rufus, Seminal Emerald, greetings to you both. I think you will both be extatic with my registering to this forum in order to join in the FF fun.
 
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The reason why we are posting such a thing is because President Rufus and I haven't had anyoune to talk to but ourselves, we would like it if others would join in our conversations. Thus the reason why we would post such a thing, however this post is now located in the FF7 forum. This thread has been moved.
 
Welcome to the Shin-Ra family! A new alli is always apprecciated. Though a rooky, I'm sure you'll find your place in our ranks.

Hehehe, you are now permitted into our dumb yet semi-smart conversations.

President Rufus
 
Semi smart bathroom humor, and other funny things hehehe tghe benefits of joining.
 
Yeah let me tell you about some really bad bathroom humor involving Rufus and his lethal fartal juices. As well as the time he nearly destroyed a toilet bowel nearly by the force of his poop alone. It was a horrible site, is was one of the worst biological disasters I have ever seen!
 
the question is, why did you see it? were you watching the president in the bathroom?!? not even me, a level 40 A. Quest, would watch the president in the bathroom. did rufus eat the nacho supreme? cause thats the only thing i know of that would make such a biohazard.
 
I'd join Shinra if I could be a presidential figure. The slaves always get raped by more powerful people.
 
Yeah, I'll join the army if I get to be in SOLDIER. My cool weapon is an axe. Check out the avatar.
 
Hey Kuja, you bet it was that nacho supreme! You know its highly explosive powers!

My quetsion is how you lost HP? You're our ally, so you shouldn't be smited for it. Teh' evil!
 
At Shin-Ra, there are no slaves, just rookies and soldier grunts. I'm already President, so sorry, but your free to fill in our otehr ranks. Ranks are "based" on commentary and attendance. All you really have to do is just add some good commentary or cntributed ideas to us.

So far, permanent people in our Shin-Ra Corp consist of myself -President Rufus, Captain Seminal Emerald, and Kuja.

YOur welcomed to post any wierd FF thoughts, or whateevr you think might be good.

Thank you for posting here and we are glad you've looked ot discuss random stuff with Shin-Ra Corp!

Sincerely,
President Rufufs
Capt Seminal Emerald
Kuja
 
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