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TheMixedHerb

TheMixedHerb

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Liar and a prostitute! An expensive one at that.
She cheated on me with Auron, AURON OF ALL PEOPLE. :rage:
Who I cheated on her with, who she cheated on Addle and Me with, and Sorrelstar was betrayed by Jess with me and Addle!
Sticky business I tell you! :gasp2:
 
HEY! I'm not expensive.. I mean.. shit. That would make me cheap.. damnit >.>

I'm hurt, Andrew, really hurt :sad2:
 
At least she's not a liar, an evil feminist beast and a doucheclick :monster:
 
I just don't get up to your level, Amanda ;__;

And Andrew, if you think I was hurt before, well, I might as well go slit my wrists now! T_T I'm sobbing here, I hope you're happy.

... :wacky: How much more would that make me worth?
 
.Rinoa said:
I just don't get up to your level, Amanda ;__;

And Andrew, if you think I was hurt before, well, I might as well go slit my wrists now! T_T I'm sobbing here, I hope you're happy.

... :wacky: How much more would that make me worth?
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:jtc:
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1 dollar. But we get that back after enduring the crying and slitting of the wrists, WE DON'T PAY FOR THAT. :gasp:
 
well All I have to say. in the immortal words of Damon and Robotnik.


PINGAS!
 
Mao said:
:jtc:
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1 dollar. But we get that back after enduring the crying and slitting of the wrists, WE DON'T PAY FOR THAT. :gasp:
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Pfft, I'm worth more than you'll ever have :jtc:

(I feel like there's a song I should insert here.)

When you think of what you did, and how I hope to god he was worth it, I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck, than any boy... (scribble that out and write girl :ahmed:) you'll ever meet. Sweetie, you had me. I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat on the passenger seat.. no no no you know it will always just be me.
 
.Rinoa said:
Pfft, I'm worth more than you'll ever have :jtc:

(I feel like there's a song I should insert here.)

When you think of what you did, and how I hope to god he was worth it, I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck, than any boy... (scribble that out and write girl :ahmed:) you'll ever meet. Sweetie, you had me. I was it look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat on the passenger seat.. no no no you know it will always just be me.
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Don't use the power of song on me, witch. :rage:

.Rinoa said:
(I feel like there's something I should insert here.)
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You clearly have no concept of what it's like to be a prostitute, WHY ARE YOU SO EXPENSIVE THEN? -__-
 
Mao said:
Don't use the power of song on me, witch. :rage:


You clearly have no concept of what it's like to be a prostitute, WHY ARE YOU SO EXPENSIVE THEN? -__-
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I'LL USE THE POWER OF SONG IF I WANT, BOY.

I'm expensive because you want me :kinky:
 
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