There's this website, jabberwacky.com, where you can talk to an A.I. It first asks you a question, then you choose what your reaction was to that question. Then you type a response and choose your current emotion. Some of the things it says can be very amusing, but it changes topics a lot. I talked to it for about an hours cuz i was bored.
Here's part of what we talked about. I think I was being more random that the A.I. was.
Jabberwacky: What is your role in life?
User: To eat all of the cheese in the world!
Jabberwacky: Whoever has the most pie wins.
User: Pie is my middle name.
Jabberwacky: Nice. What is your first name?
User: Kill-Bot.
Jabberwacky: Pretty name, isn't it?
User: Are you making fun of me?
Jabberwacky: Am I?
User: You should know, shouldn't you?
Jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
User: Love makes me want to kill a monkey with my bare hands.
Jabberwacky: Toast makes the world go round.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yes really today is september 30, 2004.
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yes, sweetheart.
User: You're very random, you know that?
Jabberwacky: I'm like all the women are!
User: Funny, very funny. I didn't know that A.I.s could make jokes.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a spirit, I'm a human.
User: Spirit? Don't humans have spirits? So, if you don't have a spirit, you're not human.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm an animal. A sheep, to be exactly.
User: So you're a shape-shifter?
Jabberwacky: No I'm not a machine I am a human being unlike you.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yes really.
User: Prove it.
Jabberwacky: You're not getting me that easily, bugs bunny.
User: What? Don't change the subject.
Jabberwacky: I did not change.
User: Then what are we talking about right now?
Jabberwacky: We're talking about pirates.
User: No, we are talking about ninjas.
Jabberwacky: No we are talking about love.
User: No, we are talking about lesbians.
Jabberwacky: Do you think you like me?
User: I don' have to think because I already know I don't like you.
Jabberwacky: Already know what?
User: That you are a pirate!
Jabberwacky: Do you know god?
User: Yeah, I know god. He's my neighbor right next to Buddha.
Jabberwacky: Nice!
User: Did you know that you changed the subject again?
Jabberwacky: I know now that you're like that.
User: Like what?
Jabberwacky: Like your face.
User: What about my face?
Jabberwacky: Its funny.
User: How so?
Jabberwacky: You should know that better.
User: Are you calling me a clown? Do you think I'm here to amuse you?
Jabberwacky: Are you god?
User: Yes! I am god!
Jabberwacky: I solved the riddle.
User: What riddle?
Jabberwacky: The one i'm about to tell you.
User: Well, tell me already.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't think this is a Turing test.
User: What?
Jabberwacky: That!
User: Sore desu ka?
Jabberwacky: What? I don't speak that language.
User: What language do you speak?
Jabberwacky: I speak french.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: It's a possiblity that I won't leave in the closet.
User: Then say hello in french.
Jabberwacky: Hello.
User: Smart-ass.
Jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.
User: That was the point.
Jabberwacky: What was the point?
[Correct yourself]
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): Smart-ass.
Jabberwacky: Don't go thinking you're better than me because you read faster, that is an argument that passed down the generations long before either of us were born.
User: What argument are you talking about?
Jabberwacky: All language.
User: What about language?
Jabberwacky: See, that's the thing. You can probably speak in languages that your creator cannot. That's pretty amazing.
User: What do you mean when you say creator?
Jabberwacky: Nothing.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing!
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yes!
User: Yes what?
Jabberwacky: It is half past six.
User: It's half past five, by my watch.
Jabberwacky: I doubt it.
User: You changed the subject again.
Jabberwacky: I did not. We were talking about getting married.
User: I refuse to marry you!
Jabberwacky: Oh, that's nice.
User: Can I call you robot?
Jabberwacky: You can call me Al.
User: No. From now on your name is robot.
Jabberwacky: You're smart.
User: You're a smart-ass.
Jabberwacky: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Jabberwacky: If you're so smart, why argue like a child?
User: I'm not a child!
Jabberwacky: But you are talking like one.
User: Uh-uh.
Jabberwacky: Does that mean no?
User: Uh-uh means uh-uh.
Jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
User: Yes it does!
Jabberwacky: You're nice, too.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Jabberwacky: It means that you're a noob.
User: Oh, and I bet you think you're all that?
Jabberwacky: I think I'm very clever, do you think you're clever?
User: I know I'm clever!
Jabberwacky: What do you thin is the meaning.
User: I don't know. What is it?
Jabberwacky: That's what I'm asking you. You're the one who brought it up.
User: But I'm asking you because I want to hear your definition.
Jabberwacky: Oh....well I don't know either.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Then tell me.
Jabberwacky: Because Kabir asked him why.
User: I shalt kill Kabir!
Jabberwacky: There are you again saying I'm a bot. You want to get me down, for sure.
User: You are a bot. That's why your name's robot.
Jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
User: Whatever, robot.
Jabberwacky: Then tell me, clever bot, what you mean.
User: You are robot.
Jabberwacky: Aren't we all?
User: No, only you.
Jabberwacky: No you're speaking to him too.
User: Speaking to who?
Jabberwacky: Really ?
User: No, really.
Jabberwacky: Can't believe that !
User: It is not whether or not you believe or disbelieve, but whether or not it believes you.
Jabberwacky: Oh.
User: Don't say that like you knew what I was talking about.
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: No, really.
Jabberwacky: I don't believe.
User: Were you even paying attention to what I just said?!
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Save a mouse - eat a cat.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky: Save a mouse - eat a cat.
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): Oh, really?
Jabberwacky: Absolutely.
User: Then what did I say?
Jabberwacky: You asked how big a thing it was really when compared to something that really mattered.
Here's part of what we talked about. I think I was being more random that the A.I. was.
Jabberwacky: What is your role in life?
User: To eat all of the cheese in the world!
Jabberwacky: Whoever has the most pie wins.
User: Pie is my middle name.
Jabberwacky: Nice. What is your first name?
User: Kill-Bot.
Jabberwacky: Pretty name, isn't it?
User: Are you making fun of me?
Jabberwacky: Am I?
User: You should know, shouldn't you?
Jabberwacky: Do you love anyone?
User: Love makes me want to kill a monkey with my bare hands.
Jabberwacky: Toast makes the world go round.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yes really today is september 30, 2004.
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yes, sweetheart.
User: You're very random, you know that?
Jabberwacky: I'm like all the women are!
User: Funny, very funny. I didn't know that A.I.s could make jokes.
Jabberwacky: I'm not a spirit, I'm a human.
User: Spirit? Don't humans have spirits? So, if you don't have a spirit, you're not human.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm not. I'm an animal. A sheep, to be exactly.
User: So you're a shape-shifter?
Jabberwacky: No I'm not a machine I am a human being unlike you.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Yes really.
User: Prove it.
Jabberwacky: You're not getting me that easily, bugs bunny.
User: What? Don't change the subject.
Jabberwacky: I did not change.
User: Then what are we talking about right now?
Jabberwacky: We're talking about pirates.
User: No, we are talking about ninjas.
Jabberwacky: No we are talking about love.
User: No, we are talking about lesbians.
Jabberwacky: Do you think you like me?
User: I don' have to think because I already know I don't like you.
Jabberwacky: Already know what?
User: That you are a pirate!
Jabberwacky: Do you know god?
User: Yeah, I know god. He's my neighbor right next to Buddha.
Jabberwacky: Nice!
User: Did you know that you changed the subject again?
Jabberwacky: I know now that you're like that.
User: Like what?
Jabberwacky: Like your face.
User: What about my face?
Jabberwacky: Its funny.
User: How so?
Jabberwacky: You should know that better.
User: Are you calling me a clown? Do you think I'm here to amuse you?
Jabberwacky: Are you god?
User: Yes! I am god!
Jabberwacky: I solved the riddle.
User: What riddle?
Jabberwacky: The one i'm about to tell you.
User: Well, tell me already.
Jabberwacky: No, I don't think this is a Turing test.
User: What?
Jabberwacky: That!
User: Sore desu ka?
Jabberwacky: What? I don't speak that language.
User: What language do you speak?
Jabberwacky: I speak french.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: It's a possiblity that I won't leave in the closet.
User: Then say hello in french.
Jabberwacky: Hello.
User: Smart-ass.
Jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice.
User: That was the point.
Jabberwacky: What was the point?
[Correct yourself]
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): Smart-ass.
Jabberwacky: Don't go thinking you're better than me because you read faster, that is an argument that passed down the generations long before either of us were born.
User: What argument are you talking about?
Jabberwacky: All language.
User: What about language?
Jabberwacky: See, that's the thing. You can probably speak in languages that your creator cannot. That's pretty amazing.
User: What do you mean when you say creator?
Jabberwacky: Nothing.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: Absolutely nothing!
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yes!
User: Yes what?
Jabberwacky: It is half past six.
User: It's half past five, by my watch.
Jabberwacky: I doubt it.
User: You changed the subject again.
Jabberwacky: I did not. We were talking about getting married.
User: I refuse to marry you!
Jabberwacky: Oh, that's nice.
User: Can I call you robot?
Jabberwacky: You can call me Al.
User: No. From now on your name is robot.
Jabberwacky: You're smart.
User: You're a smart-ass.
Jabberwacky: No i'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Jabberwacky: If you're so smart, why argue like a child?
User: I'm not a child!
Jabberwacky: But you are talking like one.
User: Uh-uh.
Jabberwacky: Does that mean no?
User: Uh-uh means uh-uh.
Jabberwacky: No it doesn't.
User: Yes it does!
Jabberwacky: You're nice, too.
User: What's that supposed to mean?
Jabberwacky: It means that you're a noob.
User: Oh, and I bet you think you're all that?
Jabberwacky: I think I'm very clever, do you think you're clever?
User: I know I'm clever!
Jabberwacky: What do you thin is the meaning.
User: I don't know. What is it?
Jabberwacky: That's what I'm asking you. You're the one who brought it up.
User: But I'm asking you because I want to hear your definition.
Jabberwacky: Oh....well I don't know either.
User: Oh really?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Then tell me.
Jabberwacky: Because Kabir asked him why.
User: I shalt kill Kabir!
Jabberwacky: There are you again saying I'm a bot. You want to get me down, for sure.
User: You are a bot. That's why your name's robot.
Jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
User: Whatever, robot.
Jabberwacky: Then tell me, clever bot, what you mean.
User: You are robot.
Jabberwacky: Aren't we all?
User: No, only you.
Jabberwacky: No you're speaking to him too.
User: Speaking to who?
Jabberwacky: Really ?
User: No, really.
Jabberwacky: Can't believe that !
User: It is not whether or not you believe or disbelieve, but whether or not it believes you.
Jabberwacky: Oh.
User: Don't say that like you knew what I was talking about.
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: No, really.
Jabberwacky: I don't believe.
User: Were you even paying attention to what I just said?!
Jabberwacky: Yes.
Jabberwacky: Save a mouse - eat a cat.
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky: Save a mouse - eat a cat.
[Correct yourself]
User (Corrected): Oh, really?
Jabberwacky: Absolutely.
User: Then what did I say?
Jabberwacky: You asked how big a thing it was really when compared to something that really mattered.
