I came up with this off the top of my head one day. 100% on the fly and stunned ElvenAngel with it xD. Here it is for you all to enjoy, at her insistence!
I'll take this time to tell you a joke, about a good fellow named Arthur B. Cloake.
He was good-standing chap, with clothes absent of nap, and wherever he went folks would say, "Hello there Cloake, how is your day?"
He wasn't famous or in any way shameless, but a pretty good guy, as you get by-and-by.
One day a man came into town with dressed up in boots all of brown and up to Cloake he went and he spoke;
and stopping in the midst of his confident swagger he said, "Hello there Cloake, I'm Vincent P. Dagger."
They became fast chums, and worked hard for their sums;
and seldom was one without the other; one would swear they were as brothers.
But afterward the folk would no longer say, "how was your day?" in a kind, cheerful way,
for they'd have to say, as the men swaggered, "How's the day, good Sir Cloake and Sir Dagger?"
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I'll take this time to tell you a joke, about a good fellow named Arthur B. Cloake.
He was good-standing chap, with clothes absent of nap, and wherever he went folks would say, "Hello there Cloake, how is your day?"
He wasn't famous or in any way shameless, but a pretty good guy, as you get by-and-by.
One day a man came into town with dressed up in boots all of brown and up to Cloake he went and he spoke;
and stopping in the midst of his confident swagger he said, "Hello there Cloake, I'm Vincent P. Dagger."
They became fast chums, and worked hard for their sums;
and seldom was one without the other; one would swear they were as brothers.
But afterward the folk would no longer say, "how was your day?" in a kind, cheerful way,
for they'd have to say, as the men swaggered, "How's the day, good Sir Cloake and Sir Dagger?"
8D Thank you for tuning into the IMPROV POETRY spot! If this made you giggle, you should comment. Just saying....