Impossible Japanese Game

[Ramiel]

It's impossible. This game hates me.
Download link here.
I want this game on a portable console, so I can easily throw it out the window. My computer is too heavy

 

[King Sean]

I wish i had it on console too, so i can hammer it to pieces

 

[Bambi]

wat is it?

 

[Ramiel]

It's a mario spin-off. 10 times harder.

 

[GanjaKat]

its a cheap, badly drawn, annoying/hard homebrew of mario that i wanna smash with a hammer