I Just...

[Howl]

Decided to eat an oreo...
So I reached into the bag and when I went to take a bite, I realize that someone had already licked the cream out of the middle and stuck the cookie sides back together.

I almost ate someone's spit...

 

[Fields]

This is more than a tragedy...it's a Greek tragedy.

 

[Stryfe]

Oh noes! Let's put a narrative on our life!

So, like, I am typing in this pathetic thread in which someone posted about an oreo. Apparently someone licked the cream out! That's horrible!

I am going to press submit now.

 

[Gaaramaster]

Rhea.....maybe you should just.....I would say sleep, but with everything that's happened to you in the past 3 days....I'd say go sit in the middle of an empty room and wait. Though with your luck, the room'll catch on fire....

 

[Baghoroth]

You're edeavors appear to be equal to that of your brain cells, whenever you quantum leap a certain time thread, the conjectural thoughts appear to be the same as the equations actions.


If you can unravel what I just typed there, I will bow before you.

 

[Warbsywoo]

What's up with the oreo threads these days?


And in the spam coliseum?
That's an insult to oreos!

jk

 

[Howl]

You're edeavors appear to be equal to that of your brain cells, whenever you quantum leap a certain time thread, the conjectural thoughts appear to be the same as the equations actions.


If you can unravel what I just typed there, I will bow before you.

gtfo u don belon hear!1

 

[Stryfe]

You're edeavors appear to be equal to that of your brain cells, whenever you quantum leap a certain time thread, the conjectural thoughts appear to be the same as the equations actions.


If you can unravel what I just typed there, I will bow before you.

You basically stated that what we do is what our brain perceives. And that whenever a thread is posted, what happens in our minds will happen in real life.

Something along those lines.

Anyways, yea, I press submit now.

 

[Baghoroth]

You basically stated that what we do is what our brain perceives. And that whenever a thread is posted, what happens in our minds will happen in real life.

Something along those lines.

Anyways, yea, I press submit now.

More or less. *bows*

gtfo u don belon hear!1

I "don belon hear"?

But I am making a bologna sandwich (yeah I thought of bologna whenever I read "belon", I don't know why.)

But I won't go, and you can't make me.

Ya got that ya big, big meanie?

 

[Howl]

I LOOOOOVE Bologna!!!

It's so simple yet so delicious!

 

[Stryfe]

It's Processed Meat In A Container! Yay!

 

[Howl]

Mmmmmmmm I love Spam.

 

[Baghoroth]

Spam makes me want to vomit. Turkey FTW!

 

[Hell_Razer]

Complain to the company i remember once i bought i packed of chips and thier was nothing inside! and they gave me 50 packets of chips for free in a big box

 

[Warbsywoo]

Awesome!
Still love spam though

...Spam haters...

 

[Rasputin]

That's why you make your own cookies. Better yet, just make the batter, refrigerate it, and eat it while watching TV. Gotta love those raw eggs!

 

[The Guv'na]

Decided to eat an oreo...
So I reached into the bag and when I went to take a bite, I realize that someone had already licked the cream out of the middle and stuck the cookie sides back together.

I almost ate someone's spit...

I haven't the foggiest as to why they shoved it back into the bag. Listen to this one, I found my mother's bra in the box of plasticware, I thought ''Hmmm....disturbing...I'll just have to wash every piece before I use it.'' so I put the bra in the dirty clothes hamper, the next day, I finished eating something using a plastic spoon, then thought ''I didn't wash this spoon......it came from that box too, didn't it....?''