I just farted

No, they just shit unconceivable amounts. :monster:

I'm getting epically drunk tonight and having a curry so god help the people around me tomorrow morning. Gonna be on FIYA!
 
hahahahah what a combination, I bet your arse will stink like FUCK tomorrow

And I bet you get ring sting ololol
 
Well there's a lovely lady out tonight (aswell as possible love-rival ¬¬), so naturally I'm on the wine n'ale concoction that I should never be allowed near. That gives any Indian influenced methane discharge a good kick. Luckly I don't get ring burn from my usual so it's all good.
 
hahahaha, Im so glad Im not in the vicinity of you tomorrow xD

Although the bf thinks it
's funny to far on my head...YES ON MY HEAD. The cunt
 
Cheeky gets, it's ok, he's disgusted when I do it back, seves him right though, or it's best when we are in the bath and I fart in there, jacuzzi. aLthough it seems to smell more in water..... :monster:
 
If he want's to go in MY backdoor, then I'l be going in his with a rather l,arge cucmber
 
Alright... that's just so wrong. The only thing worse than surprise buttsecks is surprise cucumber buttsecks...

ANd his deck would melt off if he went back there... plus... just... such a bad case of the herpies.
 
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