Here's a jingle to sing.

[The Guv'na]

Believe it or not, Guv isn't online--please leave a PM---at the beep!

If I were online--I'd answer PMs----

Where could I beeeeeee???

 

[Rasputin]

Record your voice singing this.

 

[The Guv'na]

I totally could. I lack the patience to do so though.

 

[Rasputin]

It would take about 15 minutes, tops... most computers have a microphone embedded in their speakers...

 

[The Guv'na]

Not mine. I have a USB headset that I'd use.

I could do it in a helluva lot less time then 10 minutes.

I just don't ''feel'' like it.

BTW: I got this from that episode of Seinfeld.