Help me out here!!

[The Guv'na]

Grrrraaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.............dammit-all......can't open this pickle jar.....
OK....wait, maybe it's my grip.......Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......damn, it's hopeless, this pickle jar has bested me in the clash......I will die now..........

 

[Strife]

Just smash it open!

 

[The Guv'na]

If I did that, the pickles would be all over the floor, that defeats the whole purpose, it's all over...the pickle jar has won, I.....was pwnt by this pickle jar...

 

[OmniscientOnus]

Once again the pickle jar pwns all in the timeless epic battle of... well, man vs. pickle jar.

Pwned

 

[Strife]

Hmm, you could just eat whatever it is without the pickles i guess.

 

[Tolic]

LOL, just TWIST the thing......im sure it can work...or get some big pliars.XD.

 

[The Guv'na]

*Tries to twist pickle jar* C'mon! Geez, you must think you're so damn cool pickle jar......*gasp* The way it stares at me.....so cold....so rejecting.....

 

[Shenorai]

Lock your wrist and use the rest of the arm as leverage. Try and have the jar twist in the opposite direction as well.

...or something like that.

 

[Howl]

Omg pickle jars really are so hard to open. Especially the big ones!

 

[Shenorai]

Or...if all else fails...

Use the almighty screwdriver.

 

[The Guv'na]

Ways and means.....*Puts pickle jar in really big bowl* OK. *Cocks handgun, then shoots pickle jar*....hmmm, well, that did more harm than good, I've ruined my kitchen...

 

[Rydia]

Drop it on someone's face.