Haiku Haiki Haiku

[The Witch]

Who fails like you do?
No one fails like you do.
Calipso. Failure.

Harlequin

 

[Marquis of Granby]

wife beater!

 

[The Witch]

wife beater!

who is

 

[AddleBoy]

Why I should slap you. But since I'm a lady I'll keep my calm.

She is a lady.
Lady-bits prevent slapping.
I spank lady-bits.

 

[Marquis of Granby]

when i want you
i'll come looking
for you!
even if you are dead

because of the
enormous
arsehole who
tells the doctors
each time that you
ran into a door!

/haiku

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[The Witch]

She is a lady.
Lady-bits prevent slapping.
I spank lady-bits.

I---

I'm not even sure what to make of that

 

[The Witch]

.

wow.... Jim... that was genius now that my slow butt saw the inner message within it

 

[Marquis of Granby]

i thought you understood when you posted "ew" to my

vamoosh the
armor in the
guestroom
is going to
need a clean
as soon as possible

x

 

[AddleBoy]

 

[The Witch]

i thought you understood when you posted "ew" to my

I did... but that second one i guess was just too long for my dumb butt to understand lack of sleep