Goof grief!

[Davey Gaga]

My mother just told me how I should "keep the wee man in my pants until I find the right woman."

=|

 

[Bambi]

hahahahahaha xD

How embarrassing for you, seems the parents are all being swines today

 

[Davey Gaga]

I also discovered that my dad received £2000 because of me.

Apparently, when I was conceived (AND THE POINTED WHERE <_<) my dad hurt himself at work for worrying too much about the future and ended up getting an accident at work claim

/disguisting

 

[Bambi]

hahahah xD

How amusing

 

[Davey Gaga]

Not when you're sitting hearing about your parents' sex antics. <_<

 

[Bambi]

Well, I had it earlier of my mum so I can feel your pain

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

I think it's more uncomfortable when your girlfriend's parent's friend that thinks you're her ex talks to you about it.

 

[Davey Gaga]

Girlfriend's parent's delusional friend? xDDDDDDD

 

[Jack's Smirking Revenge]

It was uncomfortable, especially since that was my first time meeting her parents. And then as we were leaving she shouted something about making sure I use protection.

 

[Davey Gaga]

It was uncomfortable, especially since that was my first time meeting her parents. And then as we were leaving she shouted something about making sure I use protection.

Parents + Protection conversations = FAIL

And when they use those shite metaphors like "don't let the sailor go out without his cap!" or "wrap up warm on a cold winters night!" or "make sure you're jockey wears his helmet" etc

....vile

 

[Daenerys]

Luckily, my parents have never told me how I was conceived or anything like that, but one time my friend was listening to a song, her mum walked past and went "you were conceived to that" and walked off.

She's never listened to it since.

 

[Bambi]

hahaha that made me lol, if my mum ever said that to me i think id have to kill her

Altho she can be SO embarrasing sometime

 

[Fusilli]

Wtf? Thankfully my parents have never ever talked to me about sex or anything, god that would be weird. >_>

 

[Bambi]

Ugh my mum talks about it because she knows it makes me squirm

 

[Miss Valentine]

Hmph, I would rather have the protection talks, my mum just likes to boast about her multiple orgasms (leave me alone!!!!)

 

[Fusilli]

...and that is why I'm glad me and my parents have this awkwardness.

 

[Miss Valentine]

What narks me is not only do I avoid the subject with her, but she also seems to know so much about my sexlife, it's so wrong!!!!

I wants awkwardness, being the prude that I am

 

[Bambi]

olol, you made me laught so much then Miss V, sounds just like the mothership

 

[Miss Valentine]

Indeed, they must think that once you're an adult the subject's not taboo anymore

I still wanna know how she knows so much about me, and why it's always correct

 

[Bambi]

CCTV