George W. Bush, you PHAIL

Looks like his rubber mask isn't doing a good job of hiding his true alien peacock exterior.
 
Looks like his rubber mask isn't doing a good job of hiding his true alien peacock exterior.

You see, now you've figured this out, they'll either come after you and beat you to death with teh shiny feathers, or say he got killed and replace his mask with a better one to hide his true form.
 
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Did he seriously just say that? Sure Kerry was boring, but at least he has a brain. Bush is a monkey. Probably stupider. News flash dumbass: AFGANISTAN BOMBED US! OSAMA IS THE ENEMY! NOT FREAKING SADDAM!
He didn't threaten us until Bush started the war. If Bush had any sense, he'd send the army to Afganistan and search the caves for Osama. Can't be that hard.
*Walks in cave**turns on light* "No one here?" *leave*

In the wise words of bush:
"Maybe we can search the internets and maybe find us some nucular weapons of mass destruction. That Bill Gates feller seems to be a bad guy. In other words, Bill Gates is a terror'st. Isn't that right Dick Cheney?" *BOOM* BOOM* "Dick Cheney, he agrees."
 
It wasn't any certian country that bombed us man, it was a group of radical muslims, they could have been from anywhere in the Middle East. As for going into Afganistan, that would be a horrible Idea. September 11th never would have happened if Gore became president in 2000. George Bush is the worst president that our country has ever seen, any intelligent person can see that. If you remember anything about the 2000 election, anything at all, it's that Bush and his groupies were all the ones saying that they were gonna do anything about global warming, and look what happened, nothing.

Bush lies through his teeth, he's a moron, he's corrupt. Al Gore should have been our president from the very start. It's funny how In 2000 we elect a complete dumbass to be our president, and they guy who lost, ends up winning an Academy Award 7 years later for his excellent film on Global Warming.

Not to mention, now we're about to go to war with Iran also, which is going to hurt this country so much. Oil prices will sky rocket, and if we go to war with Iran, the Iran is going to quit selling oil to other countries, and since China and Russia get the majority of their oil from Iran, they are gonna be pretty pissed off about it.

What I'm trying to get at obviously is that George W. Bush is a complete fuck up.
 
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A quick anacdote for you.

In 2005 I was near Parga in Greece having a glass of ouzo with my girlfriend, up the street came George Bush senior with about 15 body guards. He saw us and said "Hi guys".

I said "hello" but I really wish I'd said... your son is a c**t.

TRUE STORY.
 
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