Funniest Thing You Overheard

[Mimstastic]

I hope this is the right place for this.

Have you ever overheard somebody else's conversation while passing by, even a snippet, that you thought was funny?

The funniest thing I overheard was from two guys talking to each other:

"I was there when she did it. When she described it to me before, she really exaggerated a lot"

Hmm....I don't think I want to know.

 

[FireZ]

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year at college..."

Lewis Black anyone?

 

[Gaaramaster]

I loved that one! "and the last thing I remember thinking before I passed out was 'If it wasn't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college"

hmmmm......I once came up to someone and over heard "which ball do you want to see?" I just turned around and walked away. Tho I went right back cause I knew he meant some rubber juggling balls, but still.

 

[Saix]

"... and she asked me if she could come in and watch the birth."
"Eww, what did you say?"
"I said no... no fucking way I'm letting her see MY flange."

Unfortunately I was drinking at the time... went all over my notes.

Spoiler

"Flange," for those who don't know, is another word for a 'lady hole.' ;p