Ok, I think I promised someone here to post this, so 'ere goes.
I played paintball this weekend, and for those of you that don't know what it is; SHAME ON YOU!
My marker is a "Kingman Spyder shutter Java edition"
No, not unnecessary long. /sarcasm.
We just call it a shutter.
So, mine is of the purple/pink metallic, it has a purple color but turns pink in clear sun.
As I play in a forest environment, this sooks.
So, I spray painted it black, courtesy of a Games Workshop base spray, type Chaos black.
So, here is a few before/after pics before I continue the story.
Before:
-Marker - whole
-Closeup - Body
After:
-Marker - Whole
-Closeup - Body
So, to state the happenings of the day.
First of all, there was a nifty rule that my friends came up with, so I ended up playing 2 rounds in a bunny suit, ironically enough I still kicked ass even though I was in a bunny suit in a forest ^^
Ill post pics of that later as I get them from my friend and mom.
Sad thing was that it was at least 4 sized smaller than me, so it ripped everywhere when I crouched, and mah bawls hate me slightly.
After I got that of, I really kicked ass, I ended up clearing the others' team alone, and the other rounds I had a base of taking out half of them every turn.
It might be due to my way of shooting.
Every time they shot, it was one, and one. With a rough .5 sec in between each shot, in a forest environment this sooks, as there are branches and SMALL branches hat fook up the bullets.
And there is my way of shooting. I used my own marker, DUH! And being that it was my personal one, I knew it way better then the poor bastards that rented. So I always shoot in salvos of 2-3 shots if not more is needed. As the 1st shot will take out any small branches and the 2nd one will hit the target. My max is a rough 7 shots a second, and all will hit a bottle at a rough 20 meter away, this is providing I’m standing/sitting still. If moving the accuracy is a rough person at the same distance.
Sad thing for the others was that there were not that many branches ^^
So, I will 'detail' my shots and such for each match, so you can perhaps see it slightly better from your side ^^
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Round1.
4 on 4
Me, Joar, Sindre and a dude I forget the name of, I’ll call him 'Beard' as he had one ^^
I was in bunny suit.
Myself and Beard started towards some hills, and kept to that side, whereas Joar and Sindre went along the river, which were at the opposing side.
Shortly after start, I actually HEARD 2 of the opposing dudes, they were actually talking together, and they were coming towards me.
So, using my sneaking prowerz I got to a position where I could see them, but they did not even look at me. Yeah, smart move, don’t look at the bunny that shoots 7 shots per second.
So, I shot 2 shots, and I heard one scream, I shot 2 more. At that point I noted that I got both on my initial 2 shots, as they screamed in unison. So I shot one of them 2 times ^^
Later the other 2 were taken out by Joar and Sindre. Beard was annoyed that I took them out as he thought one of the others were at a different place.
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Round2.
Me, Joar, Sindre and beard.
Be = bunny.
Side change.
Joar and Sindre knew the river side better, but Beard wanted that side, so a compromise were met, I went in the middle, Joar and Sindre in the hills and I took the middle, where there were almost no cover, lucky me.
I ran forward, crossed a knee deep stream and ended up behind some cover. Bear saw one and started firing, I could not see anyone so I laid still in the little tree I had before me.
Suddenly, I saw one that got up and ran, I shot 2 shots after him, but there were too many trees.
SO, I ran after him, taking up a decent position beside a hill thingy, and laid out a 3 shot salvo, thinking that at least one should hit. But it seemed that I aimed perfectly, ad all 3 hit. He was somewhat annoyed at me, but thanked me that I did not lay out my usual “Fire what Im good for to try and hit something.” As that would have given him 5-9 hits ^^
After he was gone, Beard found one more, and took him out, I found the 2 last bastards camping at their base, some fire exchange between me and them, and I ended up being shot in the arm, so I had to go out. The others finished the last of them fairly fast and easy.
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Round 3.
Me, Joar, Sindre and Beard.
NO MORE bunneh suit. Which meant I could move again.
Side change.
Joar and sindre preferred the river side, Beard took the hills, and I was fired up as fook, wowing to show what I was good for.
I ran what I was good for, taking point. But lack of cover let Beard pass me in the hills.
I had to wade through over-the-knee deep water but I had to hide as Beard was shot.
Seeing where they were, I wanted to fire but they had too much cover, the fuckers was camping at their own base, and we were NOT playing capture the flag.
So, the hiding bustards started shooting after me, but I was too well hidden. In the end I had to move behind a SMALLER tree to get some shots on them. A rough 40 shot salvo later, I had taken out one of them.
Sitting there, figuring out the movement pattern of the others, I managed to move way without being shot and in turn taking up a better hiding spot.
A new fire exchange and I took out 2 more, My hopper (magazine) is of the electrical type, where a sensor makes a small ‘rotor’ move inside when there is not balls in the tube, thus allowing me to shoot faster. This also indicates to me when I have 7 shots left by continuously going ‘wheeeeeeee~’.
So, knowing I now had 7 shots left, I was hell bound in taking the last one down.
I rose and darted towards him, and where was the fucker aiming?
He was still aiming at where I was before I took out the 2 others, so I gave him 2 shots to make sure, as I already explained. HE was FOOKING pissed that I shot him twice. I just then noted that Joar and Sindre had actually snuck up BEHIND everyone, and was planning a crossfire, but alas, I had taken the whole team before they got there.
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Round4.
Me, beard and 2 other crapfucks.
Rock-Paper-scissors decided we were at the same side as in round 2.
Round started, I darted ahead, I fell under crossfire, got NO help, and was shot, end of that round.
Later, the 2 other fucktwads came out, and was shot at the same time, as they were the ones I shot out in the 1st round, they were TALKING and walking together almost as one.
I will never, EVER, play on the team with them again.
Later the rest came out, it seemed as Beard was shot over the mouth, so he OM NOM NOM’ed some paint and was spitting yellow for a few minutes.
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Sadly, this marked the end of the day, as the fucktwads wanted to go home, the wuss’es. Myself, Joar and Sindre would gladly go on, but no….
So, we had to start packing, and in the end took me home. And here I am, writing this with muscles that ace of overuse, as this is the most I have used my body the last year.
It seems there will be a new match the upcoming weekend. Im SO there. ^^
So, as said, the pictures of me in a bunny suit that so WAY too small will be up as I get them, in the meantime feel free to comment ^^
I played paintball this weekend, and for those of you that don't know what it is; SHAME ON YOU!
My marker is a "Kingman Spyder shutter Java edition"
No, not unnecessary long. /sarcasm.
We just call it a shutter.
So, mine is of the purple/pink metallic, it has a purple color but turns pink in clear sun.
As I play in a forest environment, this sooks.
So, I spray painted it black, courtesy of a Games Workshop base spray, type Chaos black.
So, here is a few before/after pics before I continue the story.
Before:
-Marker - whole
-Closeup - Body
After:
-Marker - Whole
-Closeup - Body
So, to state the happenings of the day.
First of all, there was a nifty rule that my friends came up with, so I ended up playing 2 rounds in a bunny suit, ironically enough I still kicked ass even though I was in a bunny suit in a forest ^^
Ill post pics of that later as I get them from my friend and mom.
Sad thing was that it was at least 4 sized smaller than me, so it ripped everywhere when I crouched, and mah bawls hate me slightly.
After I got that of, I really kicked ass, I ended up clearing the others' team alone, and the other rounds I had a base of taking out half of them every turn.
It might be due to my way of shooting.
Every time they shot, it was one, and one. With a rough .5 sec in between each shot, in a forest environment this sooks, as there are branches and SMALL branches hat fook up the bullets.
And there is my way of shooting. I used my own marker, DUH! And being that it was my personal one, I knew it way better then the poor bastards that rented. So I always shoot in salvos of 2-3 shots if not more is needed. As the 1st shot will take out any small branches and the 2nd one will hit the target. My max is a rough 7 shots a second, and all will hit a bottle at a rough 20 meter away, this is providing I’m standing/sitting still. If moving the accuracy is a rough person at the same distance.
Sad thing for the others was that there were not that many branches ^^
So, I will 'detail' my shots and such for each match, so you can perhaps see it slightly better from your side ^^
---------------
Round1.
4 on 4
Me, Joar, Sindre and a dude I forget the name of, I’ll call him 'Beard' as he had one ^^
I was in bunny suit.
Myself and Beard started towards some hills, and kept to that side, whereas Joar and Sindre went along the river, which were at the opposing side.
Shortly after start, I actually HEARD 2 of the opposing dudes, they were actually talking together, and they were coming towards me.
So, using my sneaking prowerz I got to a position where I could see them, but they did not even look at me. Yeah, smart move, don’t look at the bunny that shoots 7 shots per second.
So, I shot 2 shots, and I heard one scream, I shot 2 more. At that point I noted that I got both on my initial 2 shots, as they screamed in unison. So I shot one of them 2 times ^^
Later the other 2 were taken out by Joar and Sindre. Beard was annoyed that I took them out as he thought one of the others were at a different place.
---------------
Round2.
Me, Joar, Sindre and beard.
Be = bunny.
Side change.
Joar and Sindre knew the river side better, but Beard wanted that side, so a compromise were met, I went in the middle, Joar and Sindre in the hills and I took the middle, where there were almost no cover, lucky me.
I ran forward, crossed a knee deep stream and ended up behind some cover. Bear saw one and started firing, I could not see anyone so I laid still in the little tree I had before me.
Suddenly, I saw one that got up and ran, I shot 2 shots after him, but there were too many trees.
SO, I ran after him, taking up a decent position beside a hill thingy, and laid out a 3 shot salvo, thinking that at least one should hit. But it seemed that I aimed perfectly, ad all 3 hit. He was somewhat annoyed at me, but thanked me that I did not lay out my usual “Fire what Im good for to try and hit something.” As that would have given him 5-9 hits ^^
After he was gone, Beard found one more, and took him out, I found the 2 last bastards camping at their base, some fire exchange between me and them, and I ended up being shot in the arm, so I had to go out. The others finished the last of them fairly fast and easy.
---------------
Round 3.
Me, Joar, Sindre and Beard.
NO MORE bunneh suit. Which meant I could move again.
Side change.
Joar and sindre preferred the river side, Beard took the hills, and I was fired up as fook, wowing to show what I was good for.
I ran what I was good for, taking point. But lack of cover let Beard pass me in the hills.
I had to wade through over-the-knee deep water but I had to hide as Beard was shot.
Seeing where they were, I wanted to fire but they had too much cover, the fuckers was camping at their own base, and we were NOT playing capture the flag.
So, the hiding bustards started shooting after me, but I was too well hidden. In the end I had to move behind a SMALLER tree to get some shots on them. A rough 40 shot salvo later, I had taken out one of them.
Sitting there, figuring out the movement pattern of the others, I managed to move way without being shot and in turn taking up a better hiding spot.
A new fire exchange and I took out 2 more, My hopper (magazine) is of the electrical type, where a sensor makes a small ‘rotor’ move inside when there is not balls in the tube, thus allowing me to shoot faster. This also indicates to me when I have 7 shots left by continuously going ‘wheeeeeeee~’.
So, knowing I now had 7 shots left, I was hell bound in taking the last one down.
I rose and darted towards him, and where was the fucker aiming?
He was still aiming at where I was before I took out the 2 others, so I gave him 2 shots to make sure, as I already explained. HE was FOOKING pissed that I shot him twice. I just then noted that Joar and Sindre had actually snuck up BEHIND everyone, and was planning a crossfire, but alas, I had taken the whole team before they got there.
---------------
Round4.
Me, beard and 2 other crapfucks.
Rock-Paper-scissors decided we were at the same side as in round 2.
Round started, I darted ahead, I fell under crossfire, got NO help, and was shot, end of that round.
Later, the 2 other fucktwads came out, and was shot at the same time, as they were the ones I shot out in the 1st round, they were TALKING and walking together almost as one.
I will never, EVER, play on the team with them again.
Later the rest came out, it seemed as Beard was shot over the mouth, so he OM NOM NOM’ed some paint and was spitting yellow for a few minutes.
--------------
Sadly, this marked the end of the day, as the fucktwads wanted to go home, the wuss’es. Myself, Joar and Sindre would gladly go on, but no….
So, we had to start packing, and in the end took me home. And here I am, writing this with muscles that ace of overuse, as this is the most I have used my body the last year.
It seems there will be a new match the upcoming weekend. Im SO there. ^^
So, as said, the pictures of me in a bunny suit that so WAY too small will be up as I get them, in the meantime feel free to comment ^^