jynxjaguar
Newbie
For my new buddy who was ever so polite about my post 
ZIDANE'S DIARY
Day 5: Traveling with Princess Garnet. Beginning to think she has been cooped up too long. Excused myself to use bathroom the other day and she asked why I did it standing up. Told her because I was a boy. She asked what a boy was.
Day 7: Decided must give Garnet an alias. Cannot go into every town and let her introduce herself as Princess Garnet and maintain low profile. Suggested Dagger. She asked why and I asked her why her parents named her after such a cheap gem.
Day 8: Interesting experience having tail shoved up own butt. And not fun type of interesting, as was pulling tail out. While I was performing rather painful extraction, Dagger found manically depressed Magic Jawa.
Day 9: Manically depressed Magic Jawa's name is Vivi. Not sure what gender. Not sure want to know. Dagger curious. Told her to lift up robe and find out. Following shriek suggested I should teach her about sarcasm.
Day 14: Traveling with knight now. Name Steiner. If not careful, may wind up on some long epic quest to decide fate of the world (ha ha). Steiner big and very serious. Came across bandits. While deciding best course of action, said we should just slaughter every bandit we come across. Following bloodbath suggested I should teach Steiner about sarcasm. Or to simply avoid using it.
Day 20: DAMMIT!!! AM on long epic quest to decide fate of the world!! Am most miffed right now.
Day 21: Still miffed. Dagger looking at me funny. Saw me noticing and got flustered. Asked her what was wrong and got more flustered and couldn't talk straight. Frustrated, asked her if it was feminine problems.
Day 22: Must get book on how to talk to girls, or at least keep tail away from one when I say wrong thing. Tail retraction from nether regions long and arduous, and most disturbingly, not starting to feel so unpleasant anymore.
Day 25: Dagger in better mood. Glad as no longer have to keep tail inside pants. Okay, that did not sound right. Vivi likes tail. says it reminds him/her of kitty. Grr. Am not a kitty.
Day 26: Dagger remarked on my neck ribbon. Thanked her. Says it reminded her of home when she used to put neck ribbon on her cat. Wondering why I like her. AM NOT A KITTY!!
Day 28: Dagger got curious and started petting my tail. Dammit. Am kitty. Physical and social awkwardness followed when started doing little figure 8's around Dagger's legs. Rest of party just stared. Going to be a looooong quest....
ZIDANE'S DIARY
Day 5: Traveling with Princess Garnet. Beginning to think she has been cooped up too long. Excused myself to use bathroom the other day and she asked why I did it standing up. Told her because I was a boy. She asked what a boy was.
Day 7: Decided must give Garnet an alias. Cannot go into every town and let her introduce herself as Princess Garnet and maintain low profile. Suggested Dagger. She asked why and I asked her why her parents named her after such a cheap gem.
Day 8: Interesting experience having tail shoved up own butt. And not fun type of interesting, as was pulling tail out. While I was performing rather painful extraction, Dagger found manically depressed Magic Jawa.
Day 9: Manically depressed Magic Jawa's name is Vivi. Not sure what gender. Not sure want to know. Dagger curious. Told her to lift up robe and find out. Following shriek suggested I should teach her about sarcasm.
Day 14: Traveling with knight now. Name Steiner. If not careful, may wind up on some long epic quest to decide fate of the world (ha ha). Steiner big and very serious. Came across bandits. While deciding best course of action, said we should just slaughter every bandit we come across. Following bloodbath suggested I should teach Steiner about sarcasm. Or to simply avoid using it.
Day 20: DAMMIT!!! AM on long epic quest to decide fate of the world!! Am most miffed right now.
Day 21: Still miffed. Dagger looking at me funny. Saw me noticing and got flustered. Asked her what was wrong and got more flustered and couldn't talk straight. Frustrated, asked her if it was feminine problems.
Day 22: Must get book on how to talk to girls, or at least keep tail away from one when I say wrong thing. Tail retraction from nether regions long and arduous, and most disturbingly, not starting to feel so unpleasant anymore.
Day 25: Dagger in better mood. Glad as no longer have to keep tail inside pants. Okay, that did not sound right. Vivi likes tail. says it reminds him/her of kitty. Grr. Am not a kitty.
Day 26: Dagger remarked on my neck ribbon. Thanked her. Says it reminded her of home when she used to put neck ribbon on her cat. Wondering why I like her. AM NOT A KITTY!!
Day 28: Dagger got curious and started petting my tail. Dammit. Am kitty. Physical and social awkwardness followed when started doing little figure 8's around Dagger's legs. Rest of party just stared. Going to be a looooong quest....
