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This is my version of FF8, it supposed to be funny. It has jokes that are bold AND subtle. Give feedback (be truthful!!) and watch out for the next chapter!!
Chapter 1
Squall was sat on the ground, looking at the artificial dirt made by moogle slaves. He stood up and as his head rose…
“Boo…” Seifer slashed at Squall, causing him to bleed, badly.
“How d’ya find me?” Asked Squall, holding head and laughing.
“Well, whenever we play hide ‘n’ slash, you always hide here!” laughed Seifer.
They both laughed and walked into the sunset, their arm round the others shoulder.
Quistis rolled her eyes as she walked into the infirmary.
Yet again, she was hoping that this was Seifer making an attempt to be friends with Squall.
She knew her imagination would be wrong, it was wrong when she hoped Squall and Seifer would, well, ‘make her happy’.
She walked in on Squall who was doing a jigsaw.
“Look, it’s a duck” laughed Squall.
Quistis knew this was normal Squall and shrugged it off.
Quistis was approached by Dr Kadowaki.
“I’m sorry, Squall will be a different person after the surgery.” Said Dr Kadowaki.
“What surgery?” Asked Quistis.
“Seifer was a bit ‘below the belt’ if you know what I mean.”
They both looked at Squall’s ‘area’ with open eyes. Quistis walked out and let Dr Kadowaki see to Squall, in a non-sexual way.
Hours later, Squall emerged from the infirmary different. He wasn’t smiling. Quistis started to cry and hugged Squall.
“Get off me, you crazy woman. Are instructors allowed to do that?” Squall threw Quistis off of him.
“Oh Squall,” Quistis cried, “What have they done to you?”
“Don’t you have a class?” Asked Squall.
Quistis straightened up and stopped crying “Shit, yeah I do.”
They managed to run to class quickly, but not quickly enough.
They arrived so late that only ten minutes was left and that everyone now thought Squall and Quistis were an item.
“Instructor Trepe,” shouted a Trepe groupie, “Seifer says you and Squall were, well, role-playing as rabbits, if ya know what I mean, is it true?”
“Only in Seifer’s sick mind.” She said wiping the board clean, even though there was nothing on it, “If Seifer isn’t careful, everyone might find out about his bed-wetting problem…”
Everyone turned and laughed at Seifer who was blushing. Squall was the only one who didn’t laugh.
“Okay, laugh at him outside, class is over.” Quistis herded everyone out. “Squall, wait here.”
“See, laugh at Squall again!” Seifer’s attempt to humiliate Squall failed and everyone laughed at him.
The only people left were Squall, Quistis and her Groupies.
“Can you guys go away!” She shooed away the groupies.
“WE LOVE YOU!!” Their words were mumbled when Quistis shut the door.
“Thanks a lot, now everyone thinks we’re an item.” Mumbled Squall.
“Well, we’re not. Unless you want to be?” Squall looked at her, his eyes showed shock and confusion.
“Of course you don’t, anyway, have you done your field exam yet?” All of a sudden Squall found Quistis attractive, but he shrugged it off.
“I was going to but Seifer…”
“Don’t blame Seifer, he wets the bed, its your responsibility!” Quistis glared at him.
“Whatever…” Squall turned his back to her.
“Fine then, I’ll have to come with you. Meet me outside the school gates and we’ll go to…” The suspense rose… “The Fire Cavern”
~End of Chapter 1~
“Was that supposed to be suspenseful!” Asked Squall.
“I said END OF…” Said the narrator.
“But where’s the suspense” Exclaimed Squall.
“If you don’t shut up, the suspense will go where the sun don’t shine, capiche?”
~The real end of Chapter 1~
Hope you enjoy it. This is my version of FF8 that is supposed to be funny. It has jokes that are both bold and subtle.
Give feedback and the next chapter should come soon!!
Chapter 1
Squall was sat on the ground, looking at the artificial dirt made by moogle slaves. He stood up and as his head rose…
“Boo…” Seifer slashed at Squall, causing him to bleed, badly.
“How d’ya find me?” Asked Squall, holding head and laughing.
“Well, whenever we play hide ‘n’ slash, you always hide here!” laughed Seifer.
They both laughed and walked into the sunset, their arm round the others shoulder.
Quistis rolled her eyes as she walked into the infirmary.
Yet again, she was hoping that this was Seifer making an attempt to be friends with Squall.
She knew her imagination would be wrong, it was wrong when she hoped Squall and Seifer would, well, ‘make her happy’.
She walked in on Squall who was doing a jigsaw.
“Look, it’s a duck” laughed Squall.
Quistis knew this was normal Squall and shrugged it off.
Quistis was approached by Dr Kadowaki.
“I’m sorry, Squall will be a different person after the surgery.” Said Dr Kadowaki.
“What surgery?” Asked Quistis.
“Seifer was a bit ‘below the belt’ if you know what I mean.”
They both looked at Squall’s ‘area’ with open eyes. Quistis walked out and let Dr Kadowaki see to Squall, in a non-sexual way.
Hours later, Squall emerged from the infirmary different. He wasn’t smiling. Quistis started to cry and hugged Squall.
“Get off me, you crazy woman. Are instructors allowed to do that?” Squall threw Quistis off of him.
“Oh Squall,” Quistis cried, “What have they done to you?”
“Don’t you have a class?” Asked Squall.
Quistis straightened up and stopped crying “Shit, yeah I do.”
They managed to run to class quickly, but not quickly enough.
They arrived so late that only ten minutes was left and that everyone now thought Squall and Quistis were an item.
“Instructor Trepe,” shouted a Trepe groupie, “Seifer says you and Squall were, well, role-playing as rabbits, if ya know what I mean, is it true?”
“Only in Seifer’s sick mind.” She said wiping the board clean, even though there was nothing on it, “If Seifer isn’t careful, everyone might find out about his bed-wetting problem…”
Everyone turned and laughed at Seifer who was blushing. Squall was the only one who didn’t laugh.
“Okay, laugh at him outside, class is over.” Quistis herded everyone out. “Squall, wait here.”
“See, laugh at Squall again!” Seifer’s attempt to humiliate Squall failed and everyone laughed at him.
The only people left were Squall, Quistis and her Groupies.
“Can you guys go away!” She shooed away the groupies.
“WE LOVE YOU!!” Their words were mumbled when Quistis shut the door.
“Thanks a lot, now everyone thinks we’re an item.” Mumbled Squall.
“Well, we’re not. Unless you want to be?” Squall looked at her, his eyes showed shock and confusion.
“Of course you don’t, anyway, have you done your field exam yet?” All of a sudden Squall found Quistis attractive, but he shrugged it off.
“I was going to but Seifer…”
“Don’t blame Seifer, he wets the bed, its your responsibility!” Quistis glared at him.
“Whatever…” Squall turned his back to her.
“Fine then, I’ll have to come with you. Meet me outside the school gates and we’ll go to…” The suspense rose… “The Fire Cavern”
~End of Chapter 1~
“Was that supposed to be suspenseful!” Asked Squall.
“I said END OF…” Said the narrator.
“But where’s the suspense” Exclaimed Squall.
“If you don’t shut up, the suspense will go where the sun don’t shine, capiche?”
~The real end of Chapter 1~
Hope you enjoy it. This is my version of FF8 that is supposed to be funny. It has jokes that are both bold and subtle.
Give feedback and the next chapter should come soon!!
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